What's the matter with Massholes?

[XemaSab]

These people inflicted Michael Dukakis and crappy beer on the nation, and they still have the guts to show themselves in public.

What gives?

:shrug:

[jeff30997]

1. Massholes?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

5. Folks From Massasstwoshits

Ain't it a wicked pizah?

[edbermac]

2. Says you live in California...thanks for giving us Ronald Reagan

And Ah-nuld Schwarga-nazi too...

[XemaSab]

7. Screw you

:-)

[edbermac]

21. Oh yeah? Go take a short walk on a long pier...

Consider yourself chastised...

[XemaSab]

23. Is that a pen

that this smilie is waving at me?

:-)

[jeff30997]

14. Ah-nuld Schwarga-nazi ! First time I hear that one.

:rofl:

[northzax]

20. hey, don't forget Nixon!

[fujiyama]

44. and David Drier, Bob Dornan...and "Duke" Cunningham...

and I could probably think of a few other really bad congressmen from CA.

[jane_pippin]

3. Nothing, but they still aren't as good as crassholes.

(whatever that means)

[ET Awful]

4. Hey, don't blame US for crappy beer. You better call Milwaukee

and Golden, Colorado if you want to discuss crappy beer with the true perpetrators.

[jane_pippin]

8. You talkin' bad about Old Milwaukee?!

:toast:

on edit: and also :sarcasm:

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. not to mention Anheuser-Busch

which I believe is in St. Louis Missouri...and is pure swill...I'll take a Sam Adams any day

[ET Awful]

11. Don't forget Harpoon :)

Harpoon IPA is some pretty awesome stuff :)

[XemaSab]

12. I heard that in order to be a resident of Mass,

once a year you have to go donate some pee to the beer they ship out of state.

Sort of like jury duty.

[Xipe Totec]

35. Yeh, we calls it a wicked pizah!

So here I am back from the store with some Harpoon I.P.A.

and now, a toast of reconciliation:

To California, land of great wines, but crappy beers!

:toast:

[XemaSab]

37. California beer

will fuck your shit up!

Mendo Brewing Company, Sierra Nevada Brewing Company, the numerous breweries in Humboldt County....

I dunno where you been, but I could drink California beer all day.

[Xipe Totec]

39. Been there. Nyah, Sierra Nevada is Almost beer

Stick to wines.

If you want beer, ship it in from Mexico, or we can send you a wicked pizah from Massasstwoshits.

:toast:

[XemaSab]

40. Are you high?

What are you talking about?

Sierra Nevada is AOK by me...

[Xipe Totec]

41. Yes I Am. On Harpoon I.P.A.

India Pale Ale

Real beer.


:beer:

(see post 28)

[XemaSab]

42. What, no Sam Adams?

Brewer, Masshole?

[Xipe Totec]

43. I'm no Patriot

I just love beer.

:toast:

Sam Adams is too sweet.

[MissMillie]

6. Absolutely nothing... except

that we have to put up with so many New Hampshire folks coming down here and taking all the jobs... and clogging all the highways.... yadda yadda yadda

[gmoney]

10. I'd say Mitt Romney is a worse transgression than Dukakis...

AND Romney speaks fluent French!! Zut alors!

But I have NO room to cast aspersions on other states... born and living in Ohio, The Corruptiest Place on Earth™

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. Yeah our ex-governor

gave a job in Homeland Security to his wholly unqualified secret male lover...he's a Democrat and even I got to admit that's pretty bad.

so I'm in no position to cast stones either

[jackster]

15. hey don't forget .... if it weren't for

MASSACHUSETTS we might all be singing Hail to the Queen!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

16. Yep!

:hi:

[XemaSab]

24. Hail to the Queen?

I don't think there's a scenario in place under which this would ever occur.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

27. he's talking about the Revolutionary War

if it weren't for a bunch of long-haired rebels in Mass., we'd be having tea at 4 and bitching about Tony Blair instead of Bush.

[XemaSab]

29. We'd be bloody miserable

with the national health care they've got. we might even have gay marriage like our fellows to the north, and that's unthinkable.

you're right, old bean, it was a good job kicking them out, and we have a bunch of masshole yanks to thank.

[jackster]

32. actually Kathy,

jackster is a SHE! and a transplanted Floridian who loves being a MASSHOLE!:hi:

[hyphenate]

33. Actually

at this point, I would prefer that scenario!

[DS1]

34. All things considered, what's so wrong with that?

:-)

We'd have socialized medicine, lower crime rates, decriminalized weed, and all those other important things.

[hyphenate]

31. Amen!!!!

:)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. Is this Free Republic or DU?

[XemaSab]

25. If this was FR

my posts would be grossly misspelled.

[MissB]

38. Bad copycat thread?

:rofl: No one *ever* disses my state. Ever.

[maveric]

18. "Crappy beer"? I'll put Sam Adams over Bud anyday!

Duh!!

[Xipe Totec]

19. Why Settle for Sam Adams

When you can go to the Cambridge Brewing Company.

http://www.cambrew.com/

[Kathy in Cambridge]

26. Harpoon has good stuff too

[Xipe Totec]

28. Can't decide between Summer Ale or India Pale Ale

Come to think of it, I'm going to get me some right now.

Back in a few!

:toast:

[yewberry]

22. "With a head so thick, you can float Mark Parenteau on it"

Anyone else remember those commercials on BCN?

(I'm a Harpoon gal.)

[hyphenate]

30. Michael Dukakis

would have made a GREATER president than did Poppy Bush. I HATE anyone in politics whose last name has Bush in it. I hated GHWB almost as much as I did his ignoramus of a son.

Massachusettsites are intelligent, warm, empathetic, brave, tolerant and compassionate people, and they are by far some of the best people to have entered politics at ANY level in our country.

This recommendation does not, however, encompass many who have married INTO the first families of Massachusetts politics, i.e., Ahnold.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

36. And Mitt is from utah. He doesn't count.

[NMMNG]

45. MA isn't all that bad

They have gay marriage. They also are among the lowest for divorce rates and murder rates. What's more, about 38% of their population have at least a Bachelors degree.

If only the winter's weren't so frightful.

[XemaSab]

46. kick!

n/t