OOooh, I call sexist!

[Sugar Smack]

How do you know it wasn't a "she"?

Heh heh heh. :popcorn:

[XemaSab]

1. .

:popcorn:

[Sugar Smack]

4. I'll have butter on mine. Little salt. How about you?

[XemaSab]

13. Hey, we can share a bag!

n/t

[Sugar Smack]

14. YES! Do you also like Junior Mints?

They're positively palatte-cleansing.

:popcorn:

[XemaSab]

16. Red vines

if you've got them.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Are you trying to ban free speech, young lady?

Hmmm?

:spank:

[Sugar Smack]

6. Never. I love free speech.

In fact, my epitaph's going to be, "She meant well".


;)

[GOPisEvil]

10. Ooooohh...a post from me makes you stutter!

;)

I think my epitaph will read, "eh...whaddya gonna do?"

[Sugar Smack]

18. It does! I can't help it!

You are too quick for us rubes, and I don't particularly fancy your slumming down here! ;)

PS- and a real one- I love to see you relaxing on top of your boat. It makes me feel as though maybe I can be as moved & warmed by the sun as you are. You remind me of a happy cat.

[GOPisEvil]

23. Stop with the rubes stuff...

I wish that was my boat, it was just a temporary home while visiting Seattle. It was lovely and warm, and I wish I were there now.

If you can visualize being moved and warmed, it can happen.

:)

[Sugar Smack]

46. Rubes.

I was born and bred in NC, so I'm used to being called that. It doesn't bother me in the least! :D

[GOPisEvil]

47. Well, I don't consider you a rube.

Not in the least. But hey, let 'em misunderestimate ya. ;)

[Sugar Smack]

7. Dupe.

Delete.

[Sugar Smack]

9. Or-

"She looked busy".

[GOPisEvil]

11. How about...

..."She played well with others."

[XanaDUer]

3. Who just bit it?

THe one who wanted to know what was acceptable?

[WeirdOne]

8. I hope long time DUers don't get banned

Over asking what sources are not being censored.

[XanaDUer]

12. Nope. Wrong person

Didn't know it was a long-timer.

[Sugar Smack]

32. Yes, I believe that was the one.

That was one the easiest-come-easiest-go's I've ever seen. Anyway, I like the mods, from what I know. And Elad is really cute. Geeze.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

36. PM me. Inquiring minds want to know!

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

5. It?

Now you dehumanize the poor poor soul?
:cry:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

15. i may be mistaken but i believe this statement

is borrowed from that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


where the Nazi American picks the wrong cup as the Holy Grail, drinks from it


and withers away instantly.

the knight then utters the perfect phrase.


"He chose. . . poorly"


by the way, dr. elsa schneider is one of the hottest women i've ever seen.

[bridgit]

17. When you wish upon a star, Wish Upon A Star ~

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you

If your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star as dreamers do

(Fate is kind, she brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing)

Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and sees you thru
When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/wishstar.htm

[Sugar Smack]

25. We were being subjected to the eternal earworm,

and I believe someone believed that had to stop!

:bounce:

hey, schmoopie! What's the fresh air in Cali like, BTW? Is it making your head spin, or is it giving you good times? Or both?

:toast:

[bridgit]

31. omg i guess, i was getting ready to do the welcome thing...

and poof they were gone. nice in the valley today, though, thanks for asking, down to around 98dgs or so, not so oppressive as the 105+ of late. how you hang'n there, Czarina? goo't? we are about to be steeped, however, in a flood you & i, details to follow ~
:hide:

:toast: all the same :loveya: :hippie:

[Sugar Smack]

38. DO TELL!

I am a water baby myself!!

:bounce:

Tell, or I shan't have it.

[bridgit]

50. pm'ing you now...

:D

[matcom]

19. BULLSHIT!!

we ALL know women CAN'T be "disruptors" for they are WAY too intelligent, down to earth, and pretty! :D

do i get brownie points? huh?? huh??? do i?????? :P

[bridgit]

21. sheesh, ya take a bite outta one apple...

:eyes:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. Maybe they were a hermaphrodite, too!

You know like some worms. :shrug:

And why is it that worms are either hermaphrodite or male?

[GOPisEvil]

28. Oysters, too.

:)

[jpgray]

22. Open your fucking eyes

This implies all disruption is inherently a masculine endeavor. But I'd expect that from you and your fascist matriarchy.

[bridgit]

26. bwahaha...

lay off the limbaugh :rofl: imo of course :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

29. Aren't you a gin-soaked poppinjay?

If you'd like a food-fight, for example, I have a plate of warm buttered spaghetti I'd be happy to lob at you. What do you have?

[Sugar Smack]

53. Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

You may want to look at the OP again. The tombstone implies that all disruption is a masculine endeavor. I'm implying that women start trouble too. Do you get what I'm saying?

Also, this was meant as a light-hearted thread. Too bad.

[bridgit]

62. zippi-ty doo-dah, zppi-ty eh...

this is a light-hearted thread after all :woohoo:

[sniffa]

24. can't you at Least give us a hint

as to what was the kiss of death?

:popcorn:

[Kraklen]

27. I think the OP is talking about the tombstone itself.

The epitaph is gender-specific.

Could have been a little clearer though.

[sniffa]

30. um, no

it's about someone specific - after reading the cLues in this thread (incLuding a HUGE one) i figured out who it was...... i just can't figure what he/she said that was sexist, that got him banned. :shrug:

[Kraklen]

33. Well somebody better PM me.

Because I'm completely fucking clueless.

[Sugar Smack]

60. nah,

he/ she didn't say anything sexist, as far as I know. I was just sort of faux-complaining about the mod's disruptor avatar. In good fun; it just meant women can cause trouble, too, that's all.

[Sugar Smack]

35. Yes, sorry about that.

I should have been clearer. I was making a half-hearted jab at the mods for saying "he" when it could have been any one of us gals as well. Purely half-hearted jab.

[progmom]

34. exactly!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

39. Hello!

Just seeing how everybody's doing tonight!

;) :hi:

[progmom]

51. hey sugar smack

doing just fine. at work again, and will prolly be here for awhile. i have a lot of work to prepare for a meeting in the morning. :(

[no name no slogan]

37. What's wrong with being sexy?

[JVS]

41. Wrong member of Spinal Tap, sir.

[no name no slogan]

44. dork check.....

you passed with flying colors (but then again so did I) :P

[In_The_Wind]

40. are you trying to start trouble

without me

[Sugar Smack]

42. LOL!!!!!!!!!

Never. I just felt that the subject matter would go well with my dinner- which is- popcorn.

btw- :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

43. so

what was for lunch




BTW miss you ... I was calculating how many gas stops it would take on a trip by trike (small tank) next trip I'm 3 wheelin

[Sugar Smack]

45. Lunch was a sandwich

which I won't tell you about because the effects were devastating. But I will tel you that there are about 5 gas stops between now & here!Can Not wait.

[In_The_Wind]

61. Can Not wait ... right !

Today's ride proved I'll need to bring my leather jacket & chaps. It was damn chilly going 55 mph at 67 degrees in sandals!


I'm sorry to hear that lunch was a bummer

[Sugar Smack]

63. Yes, we need to dress correctly, darlin,

which is something you'll teach me in DC.

:D

[In_The_Wind]

65. you're in big trouble

if you think I can teach anyone to dress correctly did you miss the reference about me wearing sandals while riding the trike and getting COLD

[DS1]

48. Easy, because HE isn't the size of a large cow, and can be buried

under a single standard issue gubmit headstone.

[Sugar Smack]

64. You've got the darlingest way of putting things.

I've always held you in the highest regard. Also, have you been reading POGO? I have, and that would explain a lot.


:loveya:

[DS1]

67. Never heard ot it

Enlighten me :-)

[Zuni]

49. wha?

what is going on? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

52. Women can be disruptors, too.

:D

[Sugar Smack]

56. Well, I was adding some levity to the war of the sexes.

I think.

[JohnKleeb]

69. Call me puzzled too, I am equally

[Kalish]

54. eh eh eh eh

EH EH EH eh

[elshiva]

55. I Love you, Sugar Smack!

:loveya: :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

57. Damn, girl

I love you too. How're you doing, honay?

[elshiva]

59. Great, hon! How are you? Do you consider yourself

a feminist?

[sendero]

58. I should be offended..

... but I'm not :)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

66. Holy crap!

I was gonna post the same thing today!!! Great minds think alike!

[KitchenWitch]

68. Did I miss another one?

Dayum. :cry: