Bundt Cakes: Whaaa???

[Lautremont]

Hexplain it to me.

[Technowitch]

1. They are the spawn of the Evil One

Go not there, lest thy soul be in dire peril, for Bundt Cakes are not meant to be comprehended nor consumed by mortal man. I speak from the epistles of Gunter to the Epithalians, Verse 12, quote, "Yea, and I say unto thee that a cake that hath no center be an abomination in the eyes of the Most High. Abjure thee the creamy swirled center, for it formeth a gyre that surely leadeth to damnation eternal. Do look away from the drizzled frosting, for in the chaos of chocolaty goodness lay unseen temptation and peril. And by all means, do NOT eateth of the soft, moist cake, for it is yummy and thou wilt spoil thy diet beyond all measure."

[Lautremont]

2. I was blind, and now I can see.

You have pulled me from that frosted vortex, and I humbly thank you.

[Technowitch]

3. Thou art welcome, child. Go forth and Bundt no more

:)

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Bundt cakes are what we eat at Bund meetings.

Since we're all Fascists in the Lounge.

Edit: 'cuz I'm several sheets to the wind.

[Lautremont]

5. Perhaps it appeals to Lounge dwellers because, as with Bundt cakes,

they're baked all the way through.

Don't the fascists stick with Bund cakes?

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Ah...I see the distinction.

;-)

[Technowitch]

7. Surely it's because they hate America

Why? For its freedoms, of course. And the creamy center.

;)

[lavenderdiva]

8. a picture's worth a 1000 words...

[Lautremont]

9. Certainly in this case it is!

Gorgeous - but, see above, satanic - cake.

[Technowitch]

10. I grant thy boon, oh supplicant, but avert thy eyes

For it is an unholy creation, mixed in the diabolic cauldrons of Hades, baked to perfection in the Oven of Dis, and the lightly frosted.



...

I warned thee. Now shalt thou be accursed with cravings beyond measure.