I just love the Simpsons "Treehouse of Horrors" episodes...

[giant_robot]

Bart: Dad! You just killed zombie Flanders!

Homer: He was a zombie?

LMAO! I dunno, I just love these episodes!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. "You might say 'there's a little "Uter" in all of us!'"

[giant_robot]

4. Uterbraten! A classic!

:)

[Jara sang]

2. No beer and no TV make Homer go something something...

Marge: Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do... BLalalallalllallalllallallala

[giant_robot]

5. I loved the way Groundskeeper Willy kept getting killed in that one! n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

3. People, please! We're all frightened and horny.

But we can't let can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring.

[giant_robot]

10. Vote Quimby!

That's one of the rare pictures where he isn't wearing a sash that says "Mayor".

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. Why do we have to build a giant ray gun to point at a planet I've never

even heard of, anyway?

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

[giant_robot]

8. Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.

They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.

Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about
it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. Ross Perot: Punches hole in straw hat, angrily.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. The politics of failure have failed! We must make them work again!

Very well! Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others!

[giant_robot]

9. ...and always twirling, twirling towards freedom! n/t

[tridim]

11. Makes more sense than a typical * speech

"We're simply exchanging long protein strings"

[giant_robot]

12. "Bob Dole doesn't need this." n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. I suppose you're going to probe me now.

Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us!