What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Drool.

[Greyskye]

1. How do you know when the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

(I'm a percussionist myself - I know a ton of 'em)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Why are viola jokes so short?

So violinists can remember them.

(I'm a violinist...)

[DemBones DemBones]

3. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Ouch!

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Having been around a lot of opera singers, I like these.

Where's a tenor's resonance?
Where his brain should be.

Did you hear about the tenor who was so dumb the other tenors noticed?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?

Nail polish. :D

[Goldom]

5. you probably know

since that is on here, but for others-

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Great site!

What a gold mine! :yourock:

[DemBones DemBones]

16. Great page! But they don't explain why Bach had so many children.

In his time, of course, they had no stops on their organs.

:evilgrin:

[MercutioATC]

6. What do you call a drummer who's girlfriend dumps him?

Homeless

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Gifted.

[MercutioATC]

18. Love it

:)

It's kinda funny...the drummer and the bass player of the band I shoot are the two most responsible guys in the band...

[GOPisEvil]

10. How do you get a dummer off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Heehee

That's a cute one!

[khashka]

13. I don't know what the score was but...

he told me he so in love, so in love, with the majorette who used to lead the band.


Khash, some 70's nostalgia guy.

[Blue-Jay]

14. Did you hear about the drummer

who locked his keys in his car?



It took him two hours to get the bass player out.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. LOL!

:D

[no name no slogan]

15. oh jeez, don't visit the DU Musicians Group

there's a boatload of bad drummer jokes there

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to do it, four to say how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

[leftofthedial]

17. what do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise."

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. What's the difference between a drummer and a peperoni pizza?

A peperoni pizza can feed a family of four for one day.

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. Ouch!

I'm married to a drummer. :)

Can't wait to show him this page of jokes. hee hee

[UrbScotty]

21. How do you know when your sax-playing brother is coming home?

He doesn't know when to come home, and he forgets the key.

[Karenina]

23. What's the difference between a singer and a terrorist?

You can REASON with a terrorist.