The Denial Announcement thread! I DID NOT have sex with Paula Abdul!

[BikeWriter]

Do you have any announcements to make? :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I did not have a threesome with Mr Ed and Lassie

[BikeWriter]

2. Oh my Dog! I'd heard rumors about that!

[KeepItReal]

3. I did not dump Penelope Cruz to have an affair with Selma Hayek!

[BikeWriter]

6. Oh, you cad! I heard she was heart broken! :-(

[In_The_Wind]

4. I haven't done anything immoral lately

[Heidi]

5. Do you have a written excuse, Miss Alpern?

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

7. NO *stamping foot* DAMMIT

[Heidi]

8. In that case, I think you'll have to meet

me and the DU Night Shift after class for a six-pack of Corona and the smokeables of your choice. :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

11. best offer I've had in quite sometime ~ thank you !

[Heidi]

13. That'll learn ya,

won't it, Missy? :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

21. DON'T CALL ME ~ MISSY !

unless you're looking for trouble

[Heidi]

24. I rarely say "LOL" but in this case . . .

I _have_ to. "Missy" is what my grandmother always called me when I was perilously close to "gettin' a switchin'!"

Where'd you get the catastrophe smilie? Is it in the DU smilie collection now?

[In_The_Wind]

27. I'm happy to have made you smile.

I developed a dislike for the word MISSY a few years ago ... very funny story about some foolish soul who mistook me for someone else.


you may find this useful www.websmileys.com

[BikeWriter]

14. Suuuuuuure, we believe you!!!

[In_The_Wind]

26. Honest!

[BikeWriter]

29. Hee hee hee!

[In_The_Wind]

30. What ~ you're doubting the words of a highly skilled propagandist !

heads will continue to roll until things start to change

[BikeWriter]

31. Oh, but no. highly skilled propagandists are always believed!

[In_The_Wind]

34. thank you my dear BikeWriter there's a song that fits perfectly

it's a country song that's written something like this ~ if you tell lies about me ... I'll tell the truth about you. So, I'll just go on telling the real truth no matter how mad I make people ... one of my favorite lines for facing life is "this isn't a popularity contest".

[BikeWriter]

36. Yes'm, it's just how it is. You're right.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I should hope not! That would just be gross.

Gross indeed.

:puke:

[BikeWriter]

15. She did offer to help me win that talent show.

[Wapsie B]

10. Well, I DID NOT have sex with Charlize Theron!

[In_The_Wind]

12. *whew*

ya had me worried until now

[Wapsie B]

16. Just don't ask me about Cameron Diaz though.

;-)

[In_The_Wind]

18. hehehehe

[Wapsie B]

20. can't keep a horny guy down for long.

;-)

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

22. I just gotta say

all the men tell that same tired old lie "in a minute, honey "

[Wapsie B]

25. Yes it is tired isn't it?

Come to think of it so am I.

g'night. :)

[In_The_Wind]

28. ~

good night

[BikeWriter]

17. Charlize? I'd been wondering why she wasn't answering her phone.

[Wapsie B]

19. Yeah, she said she's free next week though.

Don't wait up for me.

[BikeWriter]

23. ROFLOL!

[derby378]

32. I did not dump Paris Hilton so I could date Nicole Ritchie

Lies, I tell you! LIES!

[LynneSin]

33. I did not reply to Joe Braun's personal ad......

[In_The_Wind]

37. nether did I

but I've changed someone who had an outlook like that by 180%

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. I did NOT sacrifice goats to Beelzebub.

At least, not this month.

[khashka]

38. I did NOT have sex with BikeWriter

Swear to God! It's just an ugly rumour.

Khash.