What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

When the piccolo hits the toilet bowl without hitting the rim.

[Blue-Jay]

1. When you throw an accordian in the trash can

and it lands on some bagpipes.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Ooo! I like that one too!

:D

[Rufus T. Firefly]

7. "Welcome to Heaven; here's your harp."

"Welcome to Hell; here's your accordion."

[ashling]

3. Ann Coulter

she's a perfect - oops! Nevermind

in memory of Emily Latella.

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. What's the definition of a gentleman?

A man who can play the accordian, but doesn't.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

[WCGreen]

6. Hey baby, how's about makin' some music with me tonight...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Tell me you aren't a piccolo player!

:D

[WCGreen]

15. I dabbled with the Flute....

But settled on the Guitar....

Better to pick up women with....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Ah...Another

[WCGreen]

21. Willie Nelson said it best....

Hell I picked up the guitar to meet chics.....

[Rufus T. Firefly]

8. I play the cello...

but I've never heard a cello joke. Any takers?

[LastKnight]

11. not about a cello, moreso cello players.

why do cello players make the worst parents but have the most kids?

their legs are always open - they have easy access to the bid'ness and yet no lap for the child to sit on.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

Put it in a cello case.

Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a minivan with three cellos in it?

You could fit in at least one more. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

9. That time when I told you that you looked pretty....

they way you looked, that gorgeous smile etched in my mind forever. From the first time I saw you, I knew you were special, a strong, talented, intelligent and opinionated woman. You charmed me every second I was around you......

Hey, it got her to e-mail me back when I hadn't heard from her in over a year and a half, anyway. :)

But then again, that's not "perfect pitch" that was "a perfect pitch." Steeeeeerike one! :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I found a book about you...

[Wetzelbill]

35. hahaha

I wish :) thanks

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Anfield.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Hmm...Your pic didn't post

[Telly Savalas]

26. It's where Liverpool FC plays soccer.

Here's another pic:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. I'm not very familiar with soccer terms...

What's a pitch?

[Telly Savalas]

33. We heathen North Americans would refer to it as a "field"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Thanks for the info!

:beer:

[Burma Jones]

19. Why don't gorillas play trumpet?

They're too sensitive.

[Burma Jones]

20. How do you make a Soprano's eyes sparkle?

Shine a light in her ear.


http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Bwahahaha!

Have you ever tried this? :evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

30. Nah, but I tried it on myself, and it worked - I'm a Tenor....n/t

[Misunderestimator]

25. Oooh... I resemble that remark!

:spank:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. He wasn't talking about you brilliant sopranos, I'm sure...

:D

[AngryAmish]

22. A bagpiper is in a bar having a few pints

Then he remembers that he left his bagpipes in the backseat of his car and left the doors open.

He goes running out of there and is depressed when he sees one of his back doors open.

He gets to his car and is even more depressed when he sees two more bagpipes on the back seat.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. LOL!

You can't GIVE 'em away!

[no name no slogan]

36. Oh, I was waiting for the line about the Octopus (nt)

[navvet]

27. Low and at the Knees on the Inside corner

and about 95 or mph.

Can't be hit

[WeRQ4U]

31. Or Mariano's Cut Fastball. Unhittable.

In second, I'd have to go with a hard slider that starts up around the eyes and dives at the batters back foot.

[navvet]

32. Can't argue with that

[Arkana]

37. When you throw a banjo into a dumpster

and it doesn't touch the sides.

[Pied Piper]

38. Ain't that the truth!

And I say this as a semi-pro flutist/piccoloist!

[Pied Piper]

39. What is the difference between a mezzo-soprano and a bulldog?

Jewelry.

Don't get me started - I have a ton of these!

[dajoki]

40. on the black of the outside corner...

just below knee high, 96mph and cutting down and away.:woohoo: