DU WOMYN LIBERATION FRONT UNITE

[LynneSin]

Time we become the threadjacking assholes of the lounge since M*A*T*C*O*M won't allow women membership into their club

We can start hijacking our first thread here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3748033

[kick-ass-bob]

1. sinks like a stone

:rofl:

[matcom]

2. i was waiting for it to hit page 2

before i mocked this BIG TIME :rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. takes too damn long in the morning.

I thought an hour was good enough!

:rofl:

[matcom]

4. good point

how fucking PATHETIC is THIS! :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Just because it sank doesn't mean it didn't serve its purpose.

:P

[LynneSin]

Thank you co-chairwomyn Misunderestimator

They fell for our plot!

[Misunderestimator]

11. They are so gullible.

[matcom]

8. rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt

your little "skirt clique" is a total FAILURE but spin it however you wish :D

[Misunderestimator]

9. I've got your "skirt" right here...

:P

[LynneSin]

12. he's just upset that he can never have you but NSMA can

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

17. he's just upset that this wife wants us both

:bounce:

[kick-ass-bob]

10. .

:spray:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LynneSin]

15. do you want to remove that brown thing you call a nose out of

matcom's ass

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

18. !

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[Misunderestimator]

19. ...

[kick-ass-bob]

13. wouldn't a PM have sufficed?

since you were the only other person to notice?

:7

[Misunderestimator]

20. talk to the op...

or the hand.... :P

[kick-ass-bob]

21. no problem, sweetie.

:P

[Misunderestimator]

22. thanks, poopie

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. M*A*T*C*O*M won't let me in either, what's my excuse?

Other than being a real man...

[LynneSin]

7. We can accept you as a member

provided that you worship all things about womyn!

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. That's do-able.

Being raised by three strong women (y?), and marrying one makes me more than qualified, I think. Can I add a special "boys will be boys" clause, though? I still have a Y chromosome, mind you. :D

[GOPisEvil]

14. You're all a bunch of terrorists!!!

:P

[LynneSin]

23. And you know something - you secretly want to join us too

I mean who would you rather have boss you around? Matcom or Misunderestimator and myself

Think about it!

[GOPisEvil]

24. Let's see...matcom makes me drinks when I get to his house.

You two want to make me barefoot and pregnant.

I think the answer is clear. Free drinks beats barefoot and pregnant. :P

[LynneSin]

25. Yes, but you get to choose the member of the DU Womyns Liberation Front

member you wish to use for your impregnation

[GOPisEvil]

26. Misunderestimator was going to use jumper cables!

:scared:

[LynneSin]

28. She's a little kinky

there are other members. Maybe NSMA might be a better fit for you

[GOPisEvil]

30. She might want to bread and fry my testicles.

:scared:

[indigo32]

27. My threadjacking skills are lacking

will you take on an intern

[LynneSin]

32. We have a very thorough training department - VelmaD heads that one up

:D

[VelmaD]

39. *hides whips and cat-o-nine-tails*

Welcome new members. I will be your dom...er...trainer today. :)

[indigo32]

43. Ahhh so it's that kinda club

he he he

[VelmaD]

44. Honey, any club I'm a member of...

is "that" kind of club. ;)

[indigo32]

46. LOL

:scared:

[LynneSin]

48. it's a threadjacking club!!!

We just have an excellent training program and benefits

:eyes:

[indigo32]

50. extra special

benefits :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

52. Well yeah...if you consider the cheese-grater...

and hot wax treatment a "benefit". :evilgrin:

[DrGonzoLives]

29. I propose a kickoff meeting in Mynchester, England

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Will this womyn's movement need a mod?

If so, count me in. How about I just lock all of matcom's threads? How would that be?

[LynneSin]

33. Just lock when they start threadjacking

m'kay

[Midlodemocrat]

34. I'm on it. Just let me know.

[GOPisEvil]

35. See? This proves it.

Y'all need special treatment from the mods to be successful. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

41. This is the united states we do this because our government does

it every single day.

[Midlodemocrat]

45. This was all part of our evil plan

LynneSin, NSMA, and MisU plotted to have a mod be a member of the Womyn's movement many,many months ago because since M.A.T.C.O.M. wouldn't accept LynneSin as a member, she decided to take things into her own hands. You guys don't stand a chance.

[kick-ass-bob]

36. I just PM'ed skinner this post.

You're goin' down, Midlo.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

37. That's it.

I am banning you.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

38. Nah, just put him on secret double probation

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

40. Oooohhh!! Excellent!

:thumbsup: :pals:

[kick-ass-bob]

53. I have reported all of you to the proper authorities.

Have fun with your flaming locks!

[TammyLittlenut]

42. It sucks being new

I have no idea what you people are going on about. :-(

[LynneSin]

47. Welcome to DU

Threadjacking is the skill of taking over a thread and starting your very own complete subthread within it.

M*A*T*C*O*M is the oldest group of threadjackers here in the lounge; however, they refuse to allow women into their group. So myself, Misunderestimator and VelmaD started the DU WOMYN LIBERATION FRONT as a pro-womyn group of threadjackers that is for womyn and those who worship and revere womyn.

BTW, welcome to DU :hi:

[VelmaD]

49. Yeah, those MATCOM boys are poopy-heads

Eww...yuck...gross boys. :)

[GOPisEvil]

51. Don't listen to these terrorists.

We're really nice boys who love our mothers and apple pie and baseball.

Oh yeah, welcome to DU. :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

54. I LOVE PIE!!

:9

And baseball.

[LynneSin]

57. do you want to remove that brown thing you call a nose out of.....

GOPisEvil's ass

You know the drill!

[LynneSin]

55. Yeah, well, your mother is VelmaD's assistant with the training department

How do you like them apples!

[GOPisEvil]

60. I still love her, despite her being misguided on this issue.

:P

[VelmaD]

64. I double dog dare you to tell her that...

to her face. Just make sure you let me know before you do it so I can sell tickets.

[GOPisEvil]

66. Now why would I want to aggravate my dear mother like that?

That wouldn't be very "good son-ly" of me.

[VelmaD]

67. good...scared...

po-tay-to...po-tah-to. :P

[VelmaD]

56. Does your mother know you hang out with boys...

like Matcom? Does she know you're part of an "old-boys" club? Hmm, hmm? *taps foot*

[LynneSin]

59. Did you know his mother is your assistant? See the above post

:D

[VelmaD]

61. I've heard stories about his mother...

I could learn a thing or two from her. :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

62. Don't be calling us OLD!

That's rude! x(

[VelmaD]

65. Not my fault you're all older than me

:P

[indigo32]

58. and Matcom buys his wife Washing Machines, yeah yeah

heard it all before.

[Misunderestimator]

63. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

I have no idea what we're going on about either. :)