The CPD-led coup d'etat begins at midnight.

[Beware the Beast Man]

See here. This is the end of Zuni's brutal regime:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3748939

[asthmaticeog]

1. I hope Zuni doesn't end up with an icepick in the head.

If he survives the coup, his continued influence can keep Dirtbag's authoritarian excesses in check.

<--- artist's rendering of CPD

[Zuni]

4. but CPD's offers of sharing power

were just elaborate ruses to buy time until he could purge his enemies

[asthmaticeog]

5. Right. So watch your back, comrade. (n/t)

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. Icepick, or ice axe?

Trotsky got the latter.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Trotsky's head was harder. (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Shhhhhhh!!!! (nt)

Wait for the commandos to take position.

[Zuni]

3. *sound of filling suitcase with the lounge treasury*

uhhh...I have some errands to run in Ecuador. I'll be back for dinner....:hide:

[jpgray]

6. Loungeintern has already turned against him

It's only a matter of time.

[Zuni]

7. there are still Zuniite cells sympathetic to me

;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. If anyone should be caught, please chomp down on your tooth caps.

There you will find the cyanide capsules should you need to use them.

[Hugin]

12. Ooops... I already *bit* mine.

It was during "tooth cap practice"... I wanted to see if it worked.

Ulp!

[motely36]

10. Is it too late to renounce my sympathies towards Zuni?

:shrug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. You'll have to undergo some reeducation.

10 years of harvesting latex in one of our Amazon labor camps should make you a model citizen of the UPDR (Union of Pinko Dirtbag Republics).

[Zuni]

15. latex is for condoms

just sayin' ;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. That's why Motely should be happy he's not going to a

latex RECYCLING plant.

Those, we reserve for truly unrepentant Zunites.

[Zuni]

17. LOL

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

14. Your loyalties have already been documented.

But comrade, there is nothing to fear in re-education. It's all for the good of the glorious permanent revolution!

[Fenris]

18. Let it be known that I, Commissar Fenris, was never a Zuniite.

I was more of a mid-level bureaucrat with Zuniite leanings, but really my position in this government is negligible and besides, I heard Commissar Progmom said nasty things about CPD. :hide:

[Zuni]

20. you were a Zunite deviationist

and you know it. How could the Assistant regional mid level division commissar for TV repair have considered his position negligible? There is only one assistant regional mid level division commissar for TV repair in your section of town, after all :o

I demand a rigged show trial to start immediately!

wait...I am fleeing the country for my life...never mind :yoiks:

[Fenris]

21. *barricades self in garret with pistol*

They'll never take me alive!!!! Long live the Zuni Revolution!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

19. Finally!!..............

I can ascend to my rightful throne! CPD? feh. CPB is where it really at!