BREAKING: War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General

[dhinojosa]

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General

from theonion.com

[flamingyouth]

1. ...

:rofl:

In other news, my cat Papa is still having a border dispute with Gustav, the orange tabby next door. :D

[intheflow]

2. From the DU archives:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/02/04/02_calico.html

Calico Cats Admit Fear of Attorney General
April 2, 2002
By Gil Christner

A new poll of calico cats across the country reveals that a great majority of them are deathly afraid of Attorney General John Ashcroft, many of them stating that he is, in fact, a sign of the Devil.

A poll conducted by CNN/Time/Cat Fancy Magazine show that over 52% of the calico cats questioned feel very afraid of the Attorney General, and 36% are somewhat afraid. In addition, cats of other varieties and colors also admit to a high "disliking or feeling of avoidance towards" Mr. Ashcroft.

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