I've kidnapped Elad - Help me write a RANSOM note

[yvr girl]

How much do you think we should ask for?

[GOPisEvil]

1. How did you get him out of the DU basement?

:o

[yvr girl]

4. I can't tell you

I might go back for EarlG

[ps1074]

2. you mean something like that?

[yvr girl]

6. Something like that

but I think we should ask for something besides tuna

[miss_kitty]

15. yeah.

like swedish fish also

[slackmaster]

3. Shall we cut words out of newspapers, or use a Unabomber typewriter?

I kind of like the cut-and paste method.

[Mutley]

5. I like the cut and paste method too.

It's more artsy that way.

[yvr girl]

10. Agreed. But we have to compose it first

[Mutley]

11. Okay, here's a draft.

Dear Skinner,

We have your precious Elad. We demand $____________ by ___________. Drop it off at the pier at midnight. Do not call the cops or you'll never see Elad again!

[Mutley]

12. Okay, here ya go.

http://contactsheet.org/cgi-bin/ransom.pl?thedata=Dear+Skinner%2C%0D%0A%0D%0AWe+have+your+precious+Elad.++We+need+%24500%2C000%2C000+dollars+in+three+days.++Drop+it+off+at+the+pier+at+midnight+on+the+third+day.++Do+not+call+the+cops+or+you+will+never+see+Elad+again%21%0D%0A%0D%0A&Button=Generate+Ransom+Note

[patcox2]

7. You need Jonbenet Ramsey's mom for that.

She writes these great fake ransom notes.

[motely36]

8. How about this?

goto

http://contactsheet.org/junk/ransom.html

[motely36]

9. It's a lot of fun!

http://contactsheet.org/cgi-bin/ransom.pl?thedata=If+you+ever+want+to+see+elad+again...&Button=Generate+Ransom+Note

[yvr girl]

13. Here are some of our demands

http://contactsheet.org/cgi-bin/ransom.pl?thedata=SKINNER%0D%0A%0D%0AWe+have+Elad.++If+you+want+him+back+alive%2C+here+are+our+demands%3A%0D%0A%0D%0AStars+for+everyone%21%0D%0AHappy+Hour+EVERY+day.%0D%0AGrovelbot+must+give+us+all+a+massage.%0D%0AMore+respect+for+the+LOUNGE%21%0D%0AChocolate%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%0D%0A%0D%0AIf+you+fail+to+comply+with+our+demands+by+%0D%0A6+PM+today+we+will+give+Elad+to+Will+Pitt%27s+evil+incarnate+cat.++Boomer+wants+a+new+chew+toy.%0D%0A&Button=Generate+Ransom+Note

[Mutley]

16. Okay, I like that one better than mine.

[yvr girl]

17. But I forgot to ask for money

I'm not a very good kidnapper.

[Mutley]

19. We may not need money.

I think your list pretty much covered everything we need.

[uppityperson]

20. we want a recent picture too

[Mutley]

21. Thats true.

Of all three. And with decent clothes this time, fellas. Seriously! :eyes: :rofl:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Perhaps there's more money in asking Elad how much he will pay

NOT to send him back? :shrug:

[crispini]

18. I think you might get more dough outta Skinner

if you kidnapped Romeo. :P