I've kidnapped EarlG - Help me write a RANDOM note

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

How about this:

Dear Skinner:
Mcdhkjwe h bjhewcb bchw hjxcbyqexgtuweq cbk wjechjou wyhchfrvfqe ioçfeh uo uihuhouqdfoiuh ouc hsdncuhc u iw d duliwuid guiwhdg i uw bcxuigwidgybcxuo iwqdhush uh uh uhu hd çodhioh wiqodhhdyiqgza txrcqxcbciciea hcu uc huichyi wqbcuye bcoçeoifhcvczckbjhzq.

Yours,
The Kidnappers

Edit: grammar :silly:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. that part in the middle's pretty good, but the beginning and

the end don't make any sense.

[JimmyJazz]

2. Untape his mouth for a second and ask him why he has a

tea bag for an avatar. I thought the British HATED tea bags.

tell him, inquiring minds want to know. thanks. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

3. wrong tense

[sinkingfeeling]

4. "txcrxqxcbciciu" should be "txrcqxcbciciea"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Corrected, thanks (nt)