Ever heard the phrase "You earn the face you get" ?

[DS1]

Well, here's the face of our new Ambassador to the United Nations. It boggles my mind that some people see this as a good thing.



I know I'm not supposed to judge people on their looks, but I hereby declare John Bolton exempt.

[latebloomer]

1. "After 50, you have the face you deserve"

And yes!!!

[tjdee]

2. It's the picture of Dorian Gray!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


Also, Barbara Bush is exempt.

[DS1]

4. Abso-fucking-lutely!

Me? I'm fucked. Gonna crash hard is this one, which implies I have a ledge to crash from, but eh - me=doomed

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. This fuckwit is going to get a recess appointment?

Oh, holy fuck! He deserves every ounce of criticism on every basis.

[DS1]

5. Yup

And GD is demanding that we call our Senators and tell them to fight it, apparently unaware that it's perfectly constitutional, if not perfectly vile.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Yeah...it's constitutional, but this is a misuse of that provision.

:grr:

[hickman1937]

6. Huh. I thought it was you get the face you earn.

Thanks.

[Fenris]

7. I'll just post this again...just because...

[DS1]

8. edit

Dude, NED FLANDERS would get more mustache rides than this ASSHOLE!

[Fenris]

11. Ned has one hell of a body.

:D

[DS1]

13. Yeah, but the point is

Ned would have to be raped by a woman in order to get a mustache ride, meanwhile Asshole McFuckStache over here would have to fork over his Platinum card.

[Fenris]

17. The hair...dye job?

Gotta be.

[DS1]

18. Maybe he has a white stache to play hide and seek with his Plat card

Or maybe it just hides the

oh nevermind, but it comes from Cheney and his magnificent

oh nevermind again

[miss_kitty]

27. the mental image of that is plain gross

please make it go away.

[Sanity Claws]

9. Great phrase

It also applies to *, with his thin tight lips, small narrowed eyes, and smirky look.

[AtomicKitten]

12. This guy is

an epic turd. I can hardly believe Bunnypants is going to install his ass in the UN. Is it possible he could have picked a worse candidate?
I don't think so.

[DS1]

15. It's a big "Fuck You" to the system

They want to break the system, so we can get back to a true plutocracy.

Or didn't you get the memo?

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. You just KNOW he's into teenage prostitutes

preferably ones with crack addictions.

[DS1]

16. Prostitues implies some sort of will to be a prostitue

I'd go with Golden Retrievers

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. And small boys

I can only assume that this man's sexual debauchery is at a level that any decent person (read: liberal) would find positively sickening, and which, of course, republicans would find blasphemous (or so they would say in public) but are doing (in private).

I can think of some pretty fucking sick shit, but even *I* refuse even to contemplate the true depths of sexual depravity that republicans are into.

[Doctor_J]

19. Where's that pic of Poppy

looking like Bar took a belt sander to his face?

[DS1]

20. here

They blamed it on him taking Cipro. Took one for the team he did, since Bush said so confidently over and over again that he was completely safe from anthrax attacks.

[AwakeAtLast]

21. And the hair you are willing to pay for

He didn't pay much, though, unfortunately. :puke:

[Elidor]

22. A blast from the past:

"When John Bolton went down on Dick Cheney, his moustache was so scared it turned white."

:evilgrin:

Credit to the irrepressible DS1.

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[DS1]

23. hahah

Oh man, I'd forgotten that, glad to live on in someone's memory :D

Shame about the thread, no?

[Kat45]

24. I have heard that. Looks to be true, in this case anyway.

How old a guy is Bolton?

[DS1]

25. I have no idea

Too many John Bolton hits to dig through, the ones I did find didn't mention it.

[Kat45]

30. I just found it. He's 56, which means he definitely got the face

he earned (or earned the face he got) (or whatever the fuck the phrase is). That ain't a good 56.

[BikeWriter]

26. He looks like a total dick.

[GreenPartyVoter]

29. He got appointed?

[In_The_Wind]

31. ewwww ~ eom