"And you can fuck off as well!"

[Bluebear]

A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a (truck) driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

"He's told a lady mayoress to fuck off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can fuck off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can fuck off you two wankers'."....

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[nookiemonster]

1. OMG! That is just too fucking funny!

Truck drivers rule!

:rofl:

[hickman1937]

2. People are going to now pay real money to see this bird.

He'll be a hit. Bet me.

[Droopy]

3. That's those fucking foul mouthed truckers for you.

Don't have the fucking common courtesy to keep the goddamn swear words to a minimum when talking around a fucking Macaw.

[Heidi]

4. Droopy, you march right over here

and wipe the coffee off of my monitor. :spray: Funniest thing I've read all morning. :hi:

[Droopy]

7. Thank you

I guess I can end the night on a happy note now that I made somebody laugh.

[Heidi]

10. Yeah, but what I am gonna tell

Mr. Heidi about his new flat-screen monitor? :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

5. the should send this bird to the WH and Congressional buildings

[Bluebear]

6. Please! After being exposed to Cheney there would be no stopping him!

[Wetzelbill]

9. hahaha

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. Reminds me of a great joke

An elderly lady gets a parrot for a pet. The parrot curses like a sailor. The lady tries everything to get the parrot to stop, but nothing works. Then finally one day she tells the parrot "My grandchildren are coming over this afternoon and I can't have you cursing at them." So she puts the parrot in the freezer. When her grandchildren leave, she opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot looks at her and says "What did that turkey in there do to piss you off?"

[jurassicpork]

12. I got a parrot story.

A young woman wakes up one morning, raises the shades, pulls the cover off her parrot's cage, gets dressed, puts on the coffee then gets a phone call. The lady's sailor boyfriend is home on leave and he's on his way over. She unplugs the coffee pot, lowers the shades, gets undressed, puts the cover back over the parrot's cage and gets back in bed.

The parrot then says,

"Boy, that fucking day sure went fast."

P.S. Hi, bugbear. Long time...

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com

[Bluebear]

20. hehehehehe

[Tom Kitten]

11. are there no more foul mouthed lorrie drivers

in all of Brittania that may wish to adopt this wee lorrie ? is not the adage birds of a feather somewhat true here?
Or is it possible to unteach a macaw something to say?
Just asking, I'm ignorant about such things...

[Old_Fart]

13. I love a parrot with a foul beak

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

14. When we were in college, we taught a friend's parrot to say "penis"

...actually, it was his girlfriend's bird (they both had parrots).

That bird LOVED to say "penis"


:rofl:

[Old_Fart]

15. A friend of mine that use to own a boutique back in the late 70's

Had a peach crested cockatoo and someone taught her cockatoo to say "go f-your self". A couple of little old ladies walked up and was admiring the bird and he told them to "go f-your self". She still doesn't know who taught Raymond to say something like that but she kept telling me that the voice sounded awfully familiar :rofl:

[hfojvt]

16. rawk! Captain Steubing is a jerk!

Should I be embarrassed to remember this?

Congratulations Gopher, you taught the bird how to talk.

[xmas74]

17. I'm sure there will be offers for that bird now.

Everyone's gonna want to own it.

[baby_mouse]

18. BWAHA!

:rofl:

[Mutley]

19. That is hilarious!

[Redstone]

21. He can come live with us if they don't want him.

A bird after my own heart, so to speak...

Redstone

[NV Whino]

22. Let's replace the other Barney

at the White House with this one!

[khashka]

23. I laughed so hard

I knocked my keyboard off the desk.

Khash.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

24. Ha Ha! Good for Barney, too bad he's banished. Poor guy.