Be honest. Do you think these swimsuits are a bit too provocative

[JimmyJazz]

for such young girls? :silly:

[Sannum]

1. I can see their collarbones and arms!

shocking!:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. SLEEVELESS!!!

What is this world coming to?! :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

9. at least the hat hides the bad haircut

my youngest gave herself AGAIN :P

[GOPisEvil]

16. It took me a second to realize that two of those were yours!

Bwahahaha! They're so cute!

[kedrys]

3. Yeah, actually

You can still see their necks. :rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

7. So you think I'm a bad mom?

:shrug:

[kedrys]

28. Which two are yours? The blue ones?

They're all gorgeous!

My sister gave herself a partial haircut when she was about 10...shaved off her cowlick, which promptly grew back almost pitch black (she was sandy blonde at the time). Mom laughed it for about 2 years once she stopped being pissed off. :D

[JimmyJazz]

29. the two in the front. The one in pink gave herself a mullet

a few weeks back and then cut it again after I had the first haircut repaired. Silly girl :crazy:

[kedrys]

33. Oops. She's a cutie though.

My hairdresser always complains about people coming to see her to fix stuff they've done to themselves... :rofl:

[Spiffarino]

4. Dear God.

The shame. What were their parents thinking?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Amish sunbathing?

[Karenina]

6. Drownings up 300%

[dhinojosa]

17. Hahaha, no shit....

the weight of those clothes would give Luca Brasi a hard time.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. HEY YOU!

:hi:

[Karenina]

105. Naaaaa, Duuuu!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

113. naaa, duuuu tuuuuu!!!

:loveya:

[Mutley]

8. How do you even swim in that?

Won't it get saturated with water and cause you to sink?!?

[Name removed]

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[JimmyJazz]

12. HEY! Two of those kids are MINE

:spank: Besides, you're a gay man. :spank: <---- extra gratitious spanking because I love you.

[WCGreen]

11. Where the hell are you getting this stuff....

Are people actually thinking about resurrecting this style....

[JimmyJazz]

14. It's one of those "old time" photos.

:o

[WCGreen]

20. Oh I saw a post the other day

with older women wearing this stuff....

[JimmyJazz]

22. I saw that too. But this is supposed to be

turn of the century swimwear. The man's suit is that one piece striped thingy with the bowler hat - that's some hot stuff right there.

[WCGreen]

26. Yea, sign me up.....

Although I do have a bowler hat that I love to wear every now and then.......

[no name no slogan]

95. how do you keep the hat on when swimming?

i bet that takes some practice

[greekspeak]

13. SLATTERNS! What would Laura Ingalls Wilder say? LORD

What whore of the night would dress their children in such revealing outfits. The smallest child is missing at LEAST three yards of cloth from that garment. And where are their corsets? Their high-button shoes? And why are they smiling that way. They should be silently praying to Jesus to ask for forgiveness for being such randy trollops.

[Fenris]

15. Mennonite Beach Party!

:woohoo:

[JimmyJazz]

24. Hi there! Did you get your shirt yet?

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

18. What is their mother thinking???!!!

She must be some kind of floozy herself. The kind who would stay at the MILF Plaza.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. WHY DOESN'T THE ELDEST TIE HER HAIR UP?

Everyone knows that having your hair down attracts all sorts of unwanted attention!

:grr:

[Democracy White]

21. Oh dear, oh dear...

Such disgusting revealing suits... This world is being run by the devil!!! Lord help us!!!


Dee

[JimmyJazz]

23. I'm sorry. I should have sleeves on the youngest one, shouldn't I?

I am a BAD mother. :D

[Democracy White]

25. Yes... there are men out there fer cryin' out loud!!! n/t

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[Mutley]

30. Um.

That could be the end of this thread. :rofl: That woman may as well have nothing on at all!

[blondeatlast]

41. With the effort required to prepare one's self for that kind of

swimwear, I think you are absolutely right.

[Mutley]

45. I wonder how you put it on.

I would be really confused by that.

[blondeatlast]

47. Or, worse yet, how you KEEP it on. All I can think of is glue, and...

OUCH!

[Mutley]

49. That thing has to hurt being all

up inside like that. Uncomfortable!

[trof]

63. Looks like it would make a pretty good slingshot for water balloons.

[Mutley]

65. It would be a good slingshot for that woman!

[flvegan]

46. Applying the suntan lotion would be considered obscene in some states.

Considering the areas...the rubbing in...you know.

[JimmyJazz]

31. why not just go nude at that point?

:o

[flvegan]

32. Interesting sun tan lotion bottle in her right hand, there.

That IS what that is, right?

[Mutley]

34. Actually...

It sorta looks like something else... :rofl:

[flvegan]

38. Then what's in her other hand?

Wait...WHERE is her other hand?

[Mutley]

43. Behind her... somewhere.

[JimmyJazz]

37. OMG! OMG! OMG!

:wtf:

[trof]

39. OMG. Just noticed. Yeah...gotta be?

A friend sent me several similar pix in an e-mail.
Never saw anything like that during my time in Japan.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

40. HAHA oh my god

i did not notice that until you pointed it out

[In_The_Wind]

51. is this the educational part of a DU Saturday afternoon

[Mutley]

53. Educational is one way of putting it.

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

55. ah-yep I suppose

[trof]

73. I ran as "the education mod".

I lost to arwalden.

[In_The_Wind]

85. I see

did you ever stop and think about how uncomfortable that suit could become after a few hours & forget about trying to go for a swim


what was she thinking

[Mutley]

87. There is only one thing a woman is thinking when she puts on that suit...

and it ain't goin in the ocean either.

[In_The_Wind]

92. ya think!

[kedrys]

42. Oh. My. God.

:wow:

Um, why bother? YIKES!

[trof]

48. I think I'm in trouble.

I promise to do right from now on.
Honest.
:-(

[Mutley]

50. I for one...

cannot believe this thread is still here! Good one trof! :rofl: My best laugh of the day. Thanks!

[In_The_Wind]

67. I think

the mods are on a lunch break

[Mutley]

76. Everyone took Saturday off!

I can't believe this thread is STILL here! This must be a record.

[trof]

81. You mean...you mean...WE'RE ON OUR OWN?

FOOD FIGHT!

[Mutley]

84. I'd almost be inclined to say that we are

considering that this thread is still here.

*slings meatball at trof*

[In_The_Wind]

88. I am shocked and amazed!

[wovenpaint]

59. Isn't this at the point where it's more of a hinderance?

Why bother with trying to keep the strings in "position" and that "suntan lotion bottle" just may get this thread locked......oh my:rofl: :rofl: :shrug: :shrug: :rofl:

[trof]

60. That's kinda what I thought.

You gotta pay a LOT of attention to "drape".
;-)

[Mutley]

61. ....

:rofl:

[uncle ray]

72. nice floral print

i think, kinda hard to tell!

[trof]

83. I thought it was plaid, or maybe paisley?

Kinda hard to tell.

[blondeatlast]

35. How racy... the shame! (If you are a Taliban member, anyway).

You can see their elbows, for pity's sakes!

[In_The_Wind]

44. yes

because they're cute

[caty]

52. I can see their noses.

[JimmyJazz]

54. I am ashamed.

:cry:

[Mutley]

56. I don't know.

After seeing trof's little gift, I think the suits on your kids might just be acceptable. :rofl:

[caty]

64. I'm shocked!!

:wow:

[Pithlet]

57. What an adorable picture!

Your girls are beautiful.

[JimmyJazz]

58. Thanks, sweetie!

:hi: It really is just a joke photograph.

[Mutley]

62. They are cute kids.

How did they like dressing up that way? And three girls! Wait until they're all teenagers!

[JimmyJazz]

71. They liked the dancing girls pciture better. It was more like

"dress up" to them. This was for my benefit :D

[Mutley]

78. Heehee. Thanks for the idea. I will be doing this to my kids.

When I have them, that is. :rofl:

[sakabatou]

66. Can someone say 1700s?

[IChing]

68. backless thong- what do you think ladies?

The Register is a computer news site, check out this a very hot selling item

I didn't post the picture, I don't think it offends but


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/28/backless_lingerie/

[In_The_Wind]

70. I would never wear it.

[trof]

77. I think yours is less...um...racey(?) than mine.

Now I'm embarrassed.
:blush:

[Mutley]

82. Don't be!

This will be one of my all time favorite threads thanks to that picture! I've already bookmarked this page. I just hope it doesn't get deleted.

[IChing]

89. OK I'll post the picture here

[Mutley]

90. That's another one where you have to ask

what is the point?

[IChing]

93. I have no clue, that's why I asked the ladies, men's opinion

I think it's clever like a fad, but it looks incredibly uncomfortable, unstable, and ... well, utterly unbelievable

[Whoa_Nelly]

69. Have seen women in these swimsuits here in Fundieville, CA

Better known as FreepCity USA in the heart of the great San Joaquin Valley

http://www.modest-swimwear.net/swimsuits.htm

[JimmyJazz]

75. Are you serious? My picture is just a joke!

[FuzzySlippers]

102. Oh yeah. This stuff is very much for real.

Here are some pics from a catalog for Fundie whackos:

[WCGreen]

106. That's the one I talked about ealier....

And are those your daughters...

How cute.......

[IChing]

79. One of the testimonials

Monday, April 18, 2005

Thanks, Crystal,

For a wonderfully modest suit for my 7 year old...Thanks again for eveything...I have shown my pastor's wife this suit and she really likes it too!! I wanted to send a picture of my daughter Malia in your wonderful swimsuit...Thanks a bunch.

Deirdre Wilson

Durango, CO, USA

Monday, August 16, 2004

[Moochy]

94. Its a nice purple saree on a cute kid

But it aint no swimsuit! :)

[IChing]

96. I think that it would be cumbersome & dangerous to swim with n/t

[Moochy]

99. Dress part must be tacked down

Yeah unless the dress part is tacked down to the thighs, which I imagine that it is.

[IChing]

80. dupe

[MountainLaurel]

104. Don't forget WholesomeWear

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

[Old_Fart]

74. Where did you find the Amish website at?

Looks like someone photo shopped color into pioneer children's swimsuits.

[JimmyJazz]

86. Those are my kids in the front and a cousin in the back

It's one of those old time photos that you can get at the beach. I thought it was cute. :)

[Old_Fart]

91. Cute kids

Someone has put out bathing suits that look like that but I can't find the website. Its a winger website and fark.com did a spoof on them.

Your right, it is a cute picture with adorable kids in it.

[BikeWriter]

109. They are each visions of loveliness...

IMO, your Baby looks most like her famous Mom.

[JimmyJazz]

110. Thank you, darling.

you are too kind to me :hug:

[BikeWriter]

111. I'm only being truthful, Doll.

:hug:

[merh]

97. Hey JJ - they are beautiful

And the swimsuits are perfect for the scenery.

What mischief in the eyes of your little one. ;-)
You should be so proud (and on guard).

Welcome back! :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

98. Thanks on all counts! Yes, she is a bit of a

stinker at times :D


It's nice to be back home. :hi:

[IChing]

100. cute kids you got when they get older you can embarress your daughters

when they have boyfriends

[JimmyJazz]

101. It's all part of my master plan!

:D

Thanx.

[zbdent]

103. This bathing suit would be too provocative for

a Freepedophile . . .

[Deja Q]

107. YES! They're so 1870!

[BikeWriter]

108. Ahhhhh, they're darlings, Sweety! :-)

[Enraged_Ape]

112. I think they are perfect for girls this age

But for those over 18, I prefer the offerings of www.wickedweasel.com, the best damn bathing suits in the world.