Lie Clocks

[Northwind]

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life."

"Where's George Bushs' clock?" asked the man.
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."

[gizmo1979]

1. HEHEHEHE

That was a knee slapper.