Have You Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked?

[arwalden]

Do you like gladiator movies?

[Doctor_J]

1. Like it when Scraps grabs your leg

and rubs up and down?

[Deja Q]

2. Yes. I've seen naked men about 50 times.

Doesn't mean I've been with 50 men, mind you... :evilgrin:

[William769]

4. Only 50?

What a sheltered life.

[Deja Q]

15. Literally.

I'm finally getting out more, but hopefully it's not too late...

[William769]

25. Honey, it's never to late

:bounce:

[Darth_Kitten]

3. First time I was 16.....

and saw one on stage on a school trip to Ottawa. :evilgrin:

We went to the theatre. :)

[CBHagman]

40. I had the same experience in Berlin.

A whole row of naked soldiers in a production of Iphigenie auf Tauris.

I didn't know classic German drama held such surprises. :blush:

[Darth_Kitten]

44. hehe

Thing was I feel asleep right after seeing the actor on stage.

(long day) :)

[alarcojon]

5. Have you ever been in Turkish prison?

[WCGreen]

6. Yes, but I don't like to talk about it.........

[LaurenG]

7. nekkid gladiators

where would he keep his sword and other weapons? :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar.

You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

[Ikonoklast]

20. That was the funniest part of the movie

The look on that kids' face when Kareem grabs him is hilarious!

"My dad says that you're lazy on defense and don't even really try....":rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

22. The hell I don't

Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

[Ikonoklast]

26. Funny.As.All.Hell.

Still cracks me up.:rofl:

[TNDemo]

9. Naked women inspire art and poetry.

Naked men inspire laughter.

[Ivan Sputnik]

18. MIchelangelo might have disagreed

David?

[Terran]

51. Well, he was gay, so naturally...

he found something to like about naked men. So his opinion doesn't count, right??

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Well, YES, of course I've seen a grown man naked....

My husband! And yes, I do like gladiator movies...

These questions seem unrelated to me, at least!

Where are you going with this?

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

27. It a reference to the movie Airplane.....

Peter Graves is talking to a kid....

Those are his questions....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

42. Thank you so much, my dear WCGreen!

As usual, I am OUT of the loop! And I have seen that movie, and LOVED it! But it was a long time ago...

:pals:

[WCGreen]

43. Me too but the fog lifted for just one moment....

[AuntieM1957]

11. Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up

?????

nekkid men?

cigarettes?

alcohol?

[hippywife]

12. Trolling

for a Saturday night date? :shrug: }( :P :D

[MountainLaurel]

13. "Looks like I picked the wrong day

To stop sniffing glue"

[no name no slogan]

14. excuse me, i speak jive

[Scruffbunny]

16. Yes. I don't want talk about it.

ewwwww....

[ltfranklin]

17. Does Wally Cox count?

Would you be interested in holiday pictures.

(Knudges and Winks inserted at this point)

[terrya]

19. I've seen lots of grown men naked.

So, there you go. :-)

[arwalden]

53. Ya Big Perv!

:loveya:

[Maestro]

21. Yes

He lives next door and he is a nudist.



Here are his brothers.



And here I am scantily clothed.

[Ikonoklast]

28. "There he is, lads! Off the starboard quarter!"

"The Great White Male, Moby Dick!"



My eyes hurt now. Really.

[liberaltrucker]

32. Ewwwwwwww!

[XemaSab]

48. The horror... the horror.......

Thanks for permanantly turning me off sex and food.

[In_The_Wind]

23. ah ... sure I have

I haven't watched any gladiator movies lately.

[progmom]

24. yes.

and no.

[Maestro]

31. Uh?

That is kinda like being half-pregnant. On the hand, if you had seen this guy I could understand your answer.

[progmom]

33. yes i have seen a grown man naked

no i don't like gladiator movies.

silly goose!

[Maestro]

35. Sorry

I ain't thinking right. :cry: Actually, come to think of it my answer is the same as yours, yes, no. I have seen grown men naked. All those college orgies and no I haven't seen Gladiator. Just kidding, I actually saw Gladiators. :rofl:

[progmom]

36. no apology needed

i think you're the bee's knees, even if you think i have only seen my husband half naked. :rofl:

[Maestro]

37. I added to my reply.

Check it out.

[CanuckAmok]

29. "The fog is getting thicker..."

"...and Leon's geting la-a-a-rger!"

[arwalden]

34. More Coffee Johnny

[liberaltrucker]

30. Roger, Roger, huh?

Would Air Israel please clear the runway?

[terrya]

38. "Poor guy...thinks he's Ethel Merman"

There is not one scene in that movie that isn't funny. :-)

T

[Misunderestimator]

39. LOL!!! How on earth did I miss this thread...???

Yes and Yes!

[Writer]

41. I'm about to go see one right now!

Toodles!

[tjdee]

45. Yes, and no.

Gladiator movies are way too Ooga Booga Grunt Grunt for me.

Even the 'smart' ones.

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you, that's classified"

[leftofthedial]

47. Roger, Roger

I even saw his vector, Victor

[XemaSab]

49. The best part

Is the John Roberts cameo.

[Initech]

50. I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!

[SarahB]

52. You know Timmy...

by the time I get to see him naked, he's usually grown quite a bit. :P

(adding my own "special" punchline there :D)

[B Calm]

54. I've heard there is a nude beach in Miami