I'm beginning to feel like I'm not a real liberal

[jmowreader]

I'm 42 years old.

I've been a liberal all my life.

And in all that time, I've never raised anyone's taxes. Not once!

[liberaltrucker]

1. Shame on you!

:sarcasm:

[Viking12]

2. You're out!

You might as well join the DLC. Your lib street cred is shot. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to FreeRepublic.

[jmowreader]

6. Oh god! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!!!!

Please! Don't make me join the DLC!

I promise I'll run right out and raise someone's taxes tomorrow.

[matcom]

3. but have you killed a baby?

that will absolve you :sarcasm:

[jmowreader]

4. No, but I hugged a LOT of trees back in March

I think that counts.

[matcom]

5. your getting there but sadly, no

you have to have gay sex and kill at LEAST 3 babies before you get your plaque

sorry, thems the rules

[jmowreader]

8. And raise someone's taxes, right?

We sell utility trailers. If someone buys one they have to pay Ad Valorem Tax every year on it. So if I were to sell someone a utility trailer, that would be like raising someone's taxes, right?

Okay, so let me see.

I have to have gay sex.
Then I have to kill at least three babies.
And then I have to raise someone's taxes.

After I do all of those things, I get my Liberal Plaque, right? Or are there other qualifications? Like learning the drum part to System of a Down's "Prison Song"?

Does this plaque have a toaster oven on it or something?

[LaurenG]

7. What no taxes (lol)

you naughty liberal you. No pie and off to bed with you...:spank:

[NoPasaran]

9. Quick! Grab somebody's gun!

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Yeah but didn't you drink the blood of a newborn bunny rabbit

just a couple of weeks ago? You know, in that satanic ritual out in the woods?

That counts. Rest easy.

[Scruffbunny]

11. Go have some gay sex.

Then you shall be redeemed.

[caty]

12. What the h*ll are you thinking?

Get out there and raise those taxes before our image is completely ruined.:sarcasm:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. You're posting in the lounge

That's all the proof you need that you aren't a real liberal. :eyes: