Oh, hey, thanks for all your help with the yard work.

[GOPisEvil]

No, seriously, I got it. I even swept the driveway and sidewalk. Pulled a few weeds, too. I swear, you kids think this grass mows itself, don't you? Is it asking to much for you to tear yourselves away from the computer or TV or XBOX for 30 minutes once a week? Criminy!

:grr:

[flamingyouth]

1. I would have helped.

Except - I heard it was a hundred billion gazillion degrees there. :D

[Fenris]

6. Hey! It's only 91° here at 8:17!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

7. It's not that bad, really. It's humid as hell though.

x(

[ghostsofgiants]

2. You're welcome

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Smart, I like. Smart-ass, not so much!

:grr:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. I can do both

So does that mean you only half like me?

[GOPisEvil]

10. I'd like you a lot more if you'd do some edging around here.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. I'll do my best, coach!

[GOPisEvil]

16. That's what I like to hear.

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

3. Hey, SOMEBODY had to drink all the beer in your fridge!

Gotta make room for those ribs you're making me.

Hey, whattareya doin outside the kitchen?

[GOPisEvil]

9. I hope you drank the Dos Equis.

If you touched my Moretti...:mad:

[Droopy]

4. Alright

I've got my own yardwork to ignore. Do I have to worry about yours as well?

[u4ic]

11. Oops...

check next door's lawn :blush:

[GOPisEvil]

14. There's isn't done either!

It's a sad state of affairs when MY lawn is the best looking in this little section of houses. :D

Actually, their lawn guy is on vacation. ;)

[u4ic]

41. Well, I can take credit

for trimming somebody's lawn...:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

43. Oh, that was you I heard down the street.

Someone followed my lead and started their lawn after I was done with the front.

:bounce:

[jobycom]

13. SIr, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside

Not only are you mowing on an Ozone Action Day, but you watered your lawn off schedule. I would take you to jail, but you make me so sick I think I'll just claim you fell down a few times against my car door before we take that ride.

:donut:

[GOPisEvil]

17. A-ha!!! I have an electric mower and trimmer!

Zero emissions!! And, it rained yesterday; I didn't water. Double Ha!

[jobycom]

19. Shoulda told me that before I called for backup

Now I gotta do it anyway so my friends don't think I'm a pansy.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Man...you code compliance guys must be hanging out with APD.

:(

[jobycom]

22. Worse

We're pissed because we couldn't get on with APD. Nothing meaner than a failed cop on a hot day.

You know what, give me your beer and let me taser you just once, and we'll call it even, okay? Man, I've been dyin' to use this thing on someone.

[GOPisEvil]

24. You can have a dos equis...but not the moretti.

And, uh, keep that taser away from anything vital, ok.

[jobycom]

27. The Dos Equis, one Moretti, and I'll stun the neighbor's cow instead?

[GOPisEvil]

28. Deal!!

*handshake*

[MissB]

15. Get some

chickens and a goat.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Stupid zoning laws!

x(

[gardenista]

21. I just got my cool battery-powered blower, hedge trimmer, string trimmer

set, and can't wait to try it out!

[jobycom]

23. Black and Decker?

[gardenista]

37. Yup. The batteries are charging for 9 hours. Just opened the package.

This is part of an experiment to see if these can compare to gas-powered equipment.

[jobycom]

40. You'll love it for three years

Then when you have to replace the very expensive batteries, you won't so much. Mine had a short lifespan. Still debating whether to fix it or buy something else. That's the mower, I haven't tried the others.

The mower is nice, though. It's easy to push and feels sturdy, but light. And it's not very loud.

[gardenista]

44. That's what I figure. Have you heard of the Neuton lawnmower?

One of my friends with a small lawn loves hers. Lightweight. Also kind of cute.

[jobycom]

45. No. Is it cordless?

[Misunderestimator]

25. Oh.. I get it now!

:hug:




:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Hehehe...

:D

[jobycom]

29. I don't, but it hasn't stopped me from wasting my afternoon responding!

[Misunderestimator]

30. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Darth_Kitten]

31. I remember when I was a youngun'

I had to walk 42 miles to and from school in blizzards, I tell ya. Without boots too.

These young whippersnappers these days are so durn spoiled! :mad:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Darn straight.

That really rusts my walker! x(

[Darth_Kitten]

34. Can you speak up, sonny?

:)

[miss_kitty]

33. you're welcome

i hope you weren't disturbed by the blower. It's much quicker than sweeping-when you know what you're doing :P

Echo PB650 Back Pack Blower


Engine Type: 2-Cycle, Capacity 63.3cc, Max Air Speed: 338km/hr
Net Weight: 10.5kg, Fuel Tank Capacity 2000 mls

[GOPisEvil]

36. Hey...no gas power tools. Ozone day today.

:D

[miss_kitty]

38. I'll just blow it out!

:7

[GOPisEvil]

39. Man...no wonder code compliance was here.

I have to live here, ya know. :P

[jobycom]

42. Just point that blower to Houston

They say that's where all our pollution comes from anyway.

[miss_kitty]

46. No prob

it'll do the job!

[caty]

35. Yes--it's asking too much.

:evilgrin: