Today, 7/30,is my birthday

[Ikonoklast]

I demand presents from the lounge or I will go sit in the corner and sulk.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR Ikonoklast!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

:toast: :toast: :toast:

And all best wishes for many, many more birthdays!

[Ikonoklast]

4. Thank you, but...

Where are the goodies? I'm not very hard to please. Anything in the $5k range would do it nicely.

[auntAgonist]

2. HappyBirthday!!

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[Ikonoklast]

7. What are you doing here?

Please get back into the basement. When I am finished here California Peggy will join you for "refreshments".:toast:

[auntAgonist]

16. ummmm but

but ...

I have dishes to do !

yeah that's it.

and i have to make you a b-day cake ..yeah .. a cake.

[Ikonoklast]

25. I HATE cake!

:puke:

[alarimer]

3. It's my sister's birthday too

Crap I forgot to wish her happy birthday.

Anyway happy birthday to you!

[Ikonoklast]

10. She is a Leo

She'll get over it. After all, with an ego this big it is hard to acknowledge the "little people".:silly:

[u4ic]

5. Happy birthday !!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Ikonoklast]

11. No Moose

is good Moose.:eyes:

[u4ic]

12. LOL

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

6. Happy Birthday, Home Fries

:yourock:

Cheer the fuck up!!!!

Another year to spite the fuckers!!!

[Ikonoklast]

8. Thank you, Mr. Scorpio

Every year longer that I live just proves that rotten old bastards like me are too mean to die!

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Happy Birthday, Ikonoklast!!!

And here you are, you greedy, greedy birthday boy!!! Hope you are having a wonderful day and here's wishing you many, many more!!!
:toast::party::woohoo:

[Ikonoklast]

13. I'm NOT greedy

it's just that everything in the world should be mine, mine, mine!!!



(Rips open present)



Hey, there's a rock in here!!! :wtf:

[Rhiannon12866]

33. Not greedy, my $&$!!$!, birthday boy!

That's no ordinary rock! That's a 50-carat diamond! Jesus! Some people are never satisfied!:eyes:

[Floogeldy]

14. You say it's your birthday?

You say its your birthday?
It's not my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--Birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday
I would like you to dance--Birthday
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Well it's not my birthday too--yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

:party: :toast: :toast: :party: :toast: :party:

[Ikonoklast]

15. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Floogeldy

for that DAMN earworm I'm gonna have for the next week!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[dajoki]

17. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

:party:

[Ikonoklast]

21. Gee, thanks, but

Where's my present?:shrug:







Cheapskate.

[dajoki]

24. it's in the mail...

don't blame if it get's lost. it's a nice one too, but i can't tell you 'cause it's a surprise.:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

29. You're gonna get a surprise if I don't see a present

NOW.
Patience is a virtue, I know, I know, but who ever said that I was virtuous?:grr:

[dajoki]

38. i love surprises

:bounce:

[WCGreen]

18. Dear boy since you are from my state....

I shall let you have my used



The color just doesn't go with the house anymore, shocking as it may seem...

So take the Lamborghini and skeedattle....

go on, paint the town red or whatever....

It's yours...

Happy Birthday

[Ikonoklast]

20. Thanks for the crappy Italian junk

Me drive a YELLOW car? I don't think so.







I was holding out for a Lotus. Silver.







See what you can do, ok?

[WCGreen]

22. Let me look...

Perhaps there is one in the GArage....





Tis the only one I cold spare.....

[Ikonoklast]

23. Your efforts are to be commended

I will accept your offering.


Reluctantly.




I mean, it is a USED car, right? Not a new one?




Sheesh.

[WCGreen]

27. Only taken from the GArage

twice, once to visit mumsy at the Estate and nother to tool around town with Trixie Addams, you know her of course, of THE Addams family....

The keys are yours, but did you return the Lambro.....

Buffy wants it if you do not....

Ta Ta

[Ikonoklast]

28. Trixie is a cheap drunken slut

Just the girl for you.


Buffy, on the other hand, is not cheap, drunken, or




....really a girl. I looked. EWWWWWWW!!!

[WCGreen]

30. The Ballad of Trixie Silver.....

A great song from the early 70's...

David Warner, A glam boy from Pittsburgh PA, I believe....

But Cleveland likes him just the same...

[smbolisnch]

19. Happy Birthday!

:party:

[Ikonoklast]

26. What, no BBQ sauce?

Can't have spare ribs without sauce, it's not right!

[BreweryYardRat]

31. Hey, shared-birthday pal.

Sorry about the delay, but I was busy enjoying my own celebration.

Happy birthday to us.

[Ikonoklast]

35. Share what?

I am so selfish that I decree that no one else may share my birthday.


You will just have to find another.



Where's my present, anyway?:shrug:

[enigmatic]

32. Happy Birthday!

[Ikonoklast]

36. My birthday was yesterday

And if you think that being a little late is ok, man are you ever wrong!

I am still waiting for my present.


Impatiently.:grr:

[progmom]

34. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Ikonoklast]

37. Oh, sure, just jump on the bandwagon!

Make yourself feel good at MY expense, will you?

See if I care!


Funny, I still can't find your gift....must be an oversight on your part, right? Right??








Some people just don't get it.:banghead: