Bill Maher: I'm Swiss - on now on HBO. (Spoilers for west coasters)

[Maddy McCall]

Heads up to HBO subscribers.

[jrthin]

1. THANK YOU. NT

[Maddy McCall]

2. I am mostly pissed off that not enough peopl are pissed off.

Looks like an anti-Bush tirade on the way. :D

[mcscajun]

4. Best line of the week award.

:)

[Maddy McCall]

5. When homophobia trumps terrorism as an issue...

(in the last election) this country needs to get laid.

This morals crowd that has taken over--they would have more resonance with me if they even knew what morals are.

Believing that the earth is 5,000 years old and was created in six days isn't a moral...it's just stupid.

[Floogeldy]

3. Muchas muchas gracias!

:)

[Radio_Lady]

6. Cute! Your frog needs some snap-on teeth --

Jeannie Moos on CNN did a feature about a dentist who makes beautiful snap-on teeth to cover your own.

Women buy them for their wedding day; one senior lady bought a set to wear to church on Sunday.

I'll look for the link. It was an interesting story! Here's Jeannie:

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/moos.jeanne.html

Here's the dental firm (I think) that she interviewed:

http://www.manhattandentalarts.com/cosmetic_dentist_new_york_city/dentistnyc_snaponsmile.htm

[Maddy McCall]

7. We can't do security well? Have you ever been to a casinoooo?

LOL!

Voting machines: It's only democracy. It's the best we can do. Ball park figures.

[Maddy McCall]

9. Bullshit issues:

Willie Horton
Abortion
Burning the flag.

I'm sure whatever Bush runs the next time--Jeb or whatever it is--I'm sure that karl rove will come up with another stupid issue...you can't fuck on Jesus's birthday! No sex on Xmas!

Let's put the fetus on the one dollar bill, with Reagan. Raeagan and the fetus on the one dollar bill.

[Cush]

8. "no sex on Christmas!"

[Dave Sund]

10. No Sex On Christmas!

Reagan and the Fetus on the $1 bill.

ROFL!

[Maddy McCall]

12. Fetus on the one. LMFAO!~!!

He's rocking tonight!

[Maddy McCall]

13. Does any other country in the world need such sunshine blown up its ass?

[maveric]

11. "Lets put Reagan and the Fetus on the one dollar bill"!

[Ksec]

40. lol

[JohnnyRingo]

14. Thanx for the heads up

I was suffering through Larry The Cable Dumbass while I was catching up on the blogs.

What a shift in intellect level.

[Maddy McCall]

15. "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with John Kerry."

You stupid school girl! YOu don't have to fuck him, just vote for him.

LOL!!!

[Maddy McCall]

16. OMG! LMFAO! Janet Jackson's milkshake....

"I was telling people that I'm Swiss."

So the title of the show demonstrates his embarrassment of being an American...he claims his Swiss nationality first. :D


"I don't hate America! I'm embarrassed that America has been taken over by cretins like YOU!"

[AX10]

18. At least the Swiss haven't started wars.

[mcscajun]

17. Yea! Go Bill! He's tearing up "Reality" TV!!

It IS Cruel, and bad for us...very, very bad for us as a people.

[Cush]

19. Galleria of Halliburton Square

[Maddy McCall]

20. I am not one of those people who says that Iraq is Vietnam.

In Vietnam, Bush had an exit strategy.

LOL!

[Maddy McCall]

21. HAHAHA! Donald Rumsfeld shouldn't step down....

he should come out!

(Talking about Abu-Grab-Ass prison and how "gay" the photos of soldiers pointing at prisoners' penises was.)

[Cush]

22. "We're gonna spread Freesom Dust!"

[Maddy McCall]

24. Operation Get A Load of Us!

HAHAHAHA!

I've never seen him in such rare form. I love him! :D

[mcscajun]

36. "Ask your doctor if Jack Daniels is right for you."

:rofl:

[Cush]

23. "Iraq 2: The Search For Curly's Gold"

[Maddy McCall]

25. LOL!

[Maddy McCall]

26. Sadam could reach us with nuke weapons in 45 minutes...

but he sat there for seven minutes (reading to kids) while his piss dried.

LMFAO!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!

[Floogeldy]

27. Gotta be the funniest man on TV!

:)

[rusty charly]

30. if you defend bush

for sitting there when america was under attack you defend only a man and not the country. "did he think he was being punk'd?" hey FDR would have gotten up.

[Floogeldy]

34. And he COULDN'T get up!

[Maddy McCall]

28. Republicans are loyal to a person, not to principle.

When you defend a president for sitting there for 7 minutes, you are loyal to a person, not to your country.

If you defend that, you have drunk the cool aid. You are part of a cult.

Damn! He's on fire!!

[Maddy McCall]

29. FDR would have gotten up, and he couldn't get up!

LOL!

[maveric]

31. WOW! Bill is on FIRE! I wonder if the BFEE wil make HBO pull this one?

The most scathing attack on bu$h I've seen EVER!

[Maddy McCall]

33. I agree...and on Republicans. Every American should HAVE to watch this.

[Cush]

32. "Two Thirds of the Axis of Coolio" (Tommy Chong and Bob Denver)

[rusty charly]

38. going for

rush.

[Maddy McCall]

35. Drugs, slippery slope, kids, the law.

Start smoking pot and the next thing you know they're behind the dumpster blowing someone for heroin.

Talking about Rush now. "Rush was doing 30 oxycontin a day. Do you know how high that is? I don't, and I've been pretty high."

But how does he get away from it? He's on medication.

[Ksec]

37. HBO is the new CBS :)

with content like that the conservatives will be villifying them soon.

They hate honesty.

[mcscajun]

39. "Ask your doctor if Jack Daniels is right for you."

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[Maddy McCall]

41. Rush was so on the pipe he was making his maid score drugs for him.

Rush Limbaugh with the maid.

Strom Thurmond with the maid. Essie came forward after he died...came forward after the old prick died (which too 100 years!) and no one contested it. Her mother was the black maid in the Thurmond household in the Jim Crow south, and the media referred to this as an "affair."

Rape would be the word I would use to describe a situatio nwhere one person cannot say no.

[Cush]

42. "Little Ashley is selling her cootchie for Gucci"

[Maddy McCall]

43. Teenage suburban white girls selling their asses at the mall...

to buy stuff at the mall.

Little Ashley is selling her coochie for Gucci.

LMFAO!!!


Your daughter's a whore!

How did this happen? It was a fitting joke on white people. White flight because of black culture...if their kids grew up around black people, their boys would wanna be pimps and their girls would wanna be whores. And through the culture of MTV, that's what happened.

[Cush]

44. "Master P's Theatre"

[Maddy McCall]

45. He's translating rap lyrics to "white." LOL!

Notorious BIG - Lecture entitled "I'm fucking you tonight." LOL!

[Maddy McCall]

46. "This evening we won't be dining. We'll just be having intercourse."

LOL!

[Maddy McCall]

47. Snoop Dog now.

A business transaction involving pharmaceuticals went awry.

[Maddy McCall]

48. EAsy E "Two hard mothers"

"I see there are some women in the audience tonight. You're probably thinking you'd enjoy having sex with easy e. I'm the type of african american designed for durability."

[Maddy McCall]

49. Did he just admit that he has sex with Ann Coulter?

I HOPE he was joking.

[Maddy McCall]

50. The Fat Acceptance Society said I'm a "fatist" and issued a Fatwa on me.

LOL!

[rusty charly]

51. stem cell

now

[Maddy McCall]

52. "farting hotdogs in Crawford, Tx."

LOL!

[Floogeldy]

53. Does anyone know when this show was taped?

?

:)

[Maddy McCall]

54. March 26, 2005

According to closing credits.

[Floogeldy]

55. Thank you

:)

[mcscajun]

56. That's it! I've gotta move to Portland, Ore.

Enough is enough.

So many people with their heads screwed on properly out there.

Another thought: "our" audiences are better looking than "their" audiences. You know who...PLUS:
Not everyone laughed or applauded at the same things and nobody had to fight about it. Nobody was ejected from the theater. We don't all applaud and laugh in lock-step...like you know who.

[Maddy McCall]

57. Actually, he said that he can't tell the difference in audiences...

whether in red states or blue states. He said that liberals are liberals, and they tend to gather at his concerts, whether in Portland or Houston.

I read it in an interview with him a while back. Can't remember where it is, though.

It was a great show, wasn't it. :D

[mcscajun]

58. It was a *great* show. And your frog is STILL pretty creepy with those...

...


TEETH!

[mark11727]

59. What's wrong with happy frogs...?

I'm catching the rerun on HBOW at 1:00 am EDT. Heh.

[Maddy McCall]

60. My frog can jump up and bite you on the ass.

:D