I tore the tag off of my mattress.

[Sannum]

Am I going to jail?:cry:

[spacelady]

1. RUN!!

[burrowowl]

2. Once you have

bought it, you can tear it off.

[sleipnir]

3. Actually, you have jeopardized your safety. That's how Bush commands us

Though tags in beds. That's why you can't get a person sleeping on a futon to do anything. They don't have the Bush Tag to motivate them!

[Robeson]

4. I'm turning you over to the mattress police right now!

[Sannum]

5. I'm too pretty to go to jail!!!

:cry::cry::cry:

[Robeson]

7. Oh, then they'll really like you in jail....

...:9

[In_The_Wind]

6. you're in big trouble now!

[Old_Fart]

8. I own a police scanner

The last thing that I heard on the scanner was that they are looking for someone that tore the tag off of their mattress. Your in big trouble now sister. :spank:

[Sannum]

9. Oh no!

They are knocking on the door...Maybe if I tie my linens together, I can make a rope to climb the 8 stories to the ground!:think:

[BikeWriter]

10. How far from a U.S. border are you?

[LisaL]

11. Yes.

[Floogeldy]

12. If you have to ask . . .

. . . then you probably belong in jail.

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. It seems to me that the tags usually say

something along the lines of unlawful to be removed except by the consumer...or something like that...

:hi:

[Historic NY]

14. Do not removed under penalty of law........

don't answer the door, they are coming for you.

[Child_Of_Isis]

15. No. You are going to hell.

Feel the burn, man!