how do I get rid of a zit quick?

[Rising Phoenix]

I'm too old for this crap.

[MissHoneychurch]

1. if you find out

please let me know

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. grate fresh carrot and mix with honey to form a paste smear it on the zit

and leave it on for at least an hour or two....this paste draws the zit out and heals it

or for a really fast zap zits, use Visine

[jobycom]

3. Puts some Windex on it.... (Don't, it's a joke!)

[Doctor_J]

4. Pack him a bag, set it on the porch with a bus ticket, change the locks

problem solved.

Oh, wait...

[catzies]

5. Dab it with a q-tip with hyrdrogen peroxide. Several times a day.

That'll kill the subcutaneous bacteria.

[mike_c]

6. sandpaper....

And if that fails, call Angle Ginder Man....

[bettyellen]

7. bye bye blemish (as seen on tv, LOL)

or similar stuff from mario badescue. it's amazing.
and remember- do not shake the bottle.
:D
how's your backside feeling today?

[Rising Phoenix]

9. feel great

tat doesn't hurt at all, is healing nicely and looks oh so pretty, thanks for asking

[bettyellen]

13. glad you're good, what did you get done earlier this month?

with your sis as i recall?

[Rising Phoenix]

14. what a memory

I got a circle of flowers on the inside of my left wrist, I love it, thought it would hurt like a bitch, suprisingly it did not. My sis got a butterfly on her lower back.

[bettyellen]

15. well, you were so excited about it

and it was so cute you were going with your sister.
last fun thing i shared with my bro was one of my brownies. :)
i said quick, michael, eat this before gail sees it!
an hour later he said i was the best sister in the world.
that was the brownie talking.

[supernova]

8. Toothpaste, no joke

Dab some toothpaste on it. It will take the swelling and the redness right out, coming to a head faster. Ewwww.

[Rising Phoenix]

10. I've heard that before, maybe I"ll try that...

[supernova]

12. It may be the most practical thing Kate Moss ever said

I read that in a glamor mag from her years ago.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

11. To zap zits, use Visine...for real

[Darth_Kitten]

16. You can get acne at any age....

that said, get some ice and some zit cream. :)

[yvr girl]

17. Amputation

Many find it a bit drastic though. :-)

[El Fuego]

18. Be like Bluto in "Animal House"

[Taverner]

19. Tea Tree Oil

[Sannum]

20. Preperation H

A new tube, of course. I learned this little tip from a friend of mine who is a make up artist. It really works...