can I commission a parody song?

[Cocoa]

"Mean Mr. Moustache" for John Bolton.

here's the original lyrics

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

[ltfranklin]

1. Oh, Yeah...that BeeGee's song!

[mcscajun]

2. Well, without knowing exactly what you're after...

...it's hard to know what fits the bill.

Just for 'shits and giggles' though, I came up with this. Like most parodies, it's somewhat lame-sounding.

Mean Mister Bolton went to Yale
Rode into town along with James Baker
In Florida he mucked up the polls
Helped to put George Bush in control
Now he dreams about more control
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

Bush thinks to ram him to the top
He'll never stop, he's a uniter
Bolton, he will trash the UN
Toss it in a NY dustbin
Then those neo-cons will all grin
Such a nasty old man
Nasty old man

[Cocoa]

3. excellent

where do I send your payment? :-)

but I wanted it to be Mean Mr. Moustache...

[mcscajun]

6. Thank you... So change Bolton to Moustache. :)

I accept PayPal. :)

[Richard Steele]

4. "Mean Mr. Moustache" for John Bolton.

(I'm not familiar with the original song, so I have no idea if this works)


Mean Mister Moustache works for a crook
Alters the books serving his dark Master
Helps his pals to flaunt the law
Co-workers nerves all rubbed raw
Worst toupeé you ever saw
Mean Mr. Moustache
Mean Mr. Moustache

His buddy George loves to destroy
the world (it's his toy), he's a u-niter
He wants Mr. Moustache to take the World Stage
Still a few Nations he needs to enrage
So let Moustache out of his cage
Such a evil old man
Mr. Moustache

[pandabear]

5. ok

mean mister tolee peeps in the dar
hits his head trying to see more
sleeps in a hole, in the middle of the road
shaving up his face, so he can buy new clothes
maybe a tenner would help out his nose
such a mean old brand
such a mena old brand

his mister dam corks it in the shop
she never cops, cuz she's a go-getting sop
takes her out to look mean
only place he'd like to see
then shouts something dirty, righteous or obscene?
right
such a dirty old can
and dirty old man

how's zat?