Okay, would you rather see the Dukes of Hazzard or Stealth?

[MiniMandaRuth]

I had a funny thought today while I was reading the reviews for Stealth. Since I already hate the Dukes movie, which would be worse?

A torture thread... hmmm... never had one of those before.

Sooo... what would YOU go see? *Points finger*

[caty]

1. I don't really want

to see either. But, I would have to pick "Stealth".

[Placebo]

2. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with giant dill pickles.

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. What about a banna? Be fair to the pickle.

Bannas=evil

[Placebo]

10. A banana wouldn't sting as much.

I want pain. Pain dammit!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Neither

I don't enjoy going to movie theaters. I have vision problems that makes it hard to watch movement on the big screen and if the audio is too loud (like it was the last time I suffered through a film) I sit with my fingers in my ears. When I went to see the Lord of the Rings Return of the King at an Imax, I watched maybe five minutes, got nauseated, and spent the rest of the time with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears. I was sitting in the middle of a row and didn't want to disturb those who liked the film. Besides, if I'd have gone, my husband, who loves sci-fi, would have left and not got to see a film he really loved.

[Lautremont]

5. Dukes, by a very slim margin.

Only because I'm mildly curious about Burt Reynolds playing Boss Hogg. Both movies look just terrible and stupid, though, and I doubt I'll ever see either of them.

[MiniMandaRuth]

9. And I know that a few men

will go just to see Jessica in a pair of cutoffs.

[alarcojon]

6. Can I see Gigli instead? eom

[Greyhound]

7. If that's the only choice, I'll choose Stealth. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Both look really fucking dumb. BUT, Dukes will have titty, even grotesque

whore Jessica Simpson's titties are better than the smegma shit that is stealth.

Stealth is like Top Gun - pure fucking piece of shit drivel. Though stealth probably has good actors in it, which Top Gun most certainly did not.

[General Zod]

11. The movie critic in my area gave Stealth zero stars......

Zero. The big goose egg. Zilch.

[leftofthedial]

12. Neither of them looks very good

if you've seen the previews, you've probably pretty much seen the movie,

but

I'd see either one of them if I didn't have to pay through the nose.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. You didn't offer the option of stabbing unsharpened pencils into my

eyes, then cauterizing the sockets with molten lava.

I'd have chosen that one.

[MiniMandaRuth]

14. One of you might actually try it,

and I might get sued for that.

[LynneSin]

15. Could I take option #3? Sear my eyes out with a hot poker

:shrug: