What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care!

[Kire]

It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[swag]

1. I missed the final answer on what "Kire" rhymes with.

Did the audience decide, or did you?

[Kire]

2. answered in PM

don't hijack the thread

[swag]

7. Oh, Lilyhoney answered definitively

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3726986&mesg_id=3728665

[Kire]

8. thanks

I bookmarked it for posterity.

[Initech]

3. He had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a paderast.

What's a paderast?

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

[Kire]

4. Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.

Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[Initech]

6. 8 year olds, Dude.

[tridim]

5. Dios mio man..

Liam and me? We're gonna fuck you up.