DS1 Spoiler

[DS1]

I get tombstoned.

[KitchenWitch]

1. damn you bastard

you done ruint it for me!

[Maddy McCall]

2. I'm afraid that's how I'll go, too.

I've been cranky and mouthy the past couple of weeks. :shrug:

[DS1]

4. I just don't see my future as the 'riding quielty off into the sunset to

enjoy my new found enlightenment" :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

11. No, me neither. I expect some brutal and violent confrontation.

Blaze of glory, baby. :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

26. You, Marine, you.

Semper Fi, bro.

[DS1]

27. We're programmed for self-destruction ya know

:patriot:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

29. Uh, yeah, I BTDT too

if you will recall.

[DS1]

30. I recall

:-)

[Name removed]

34. Deleted message

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[Misunderestimator]

46. No way... deleted message!

I hate these... I wanna know what I missed.

[progmom]

47. check your PM in about 2 minutes

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

48. Yay!

I can count on you... :hug:

[LynneSin]

49. PM me too - I want to know the juicy gossip

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. Me, too!!

send send send

[DS1]

68. It's really nothing special

I'm jes sayin

[In_The_Wind]

3. nah

[Fenris]

5. Alright! Blaze of glory!

:nuke:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. it would be hard to top what he's posted in the past

:nuke:

[DS1]

12. You call it hard, I call it masterful

:-)

[Maddy McCall]

16. Your comment about Ric Allen's peace sign...

"This is how many arms I wish I had." TRULY masterful. I was astonished and laughed my butt off at the same time. :yourock:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

6. You're still here?

:eyes:

[DS1]

8. Don't you have some weather to complain about?

Again? :eyes:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

15. No, but I can share my menstrual woes with you if you'd like

:o

[DS1]

19. Better than sharing some menstrual rows

I hate paddling upriver :o

[hyphenate]

9. oh? and when is this going to happen? eom

[DS1]

13. beats me

What did you hear?

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No you don't, you get dismembered by Rabrrrrrr and Progmom in a

gin-driven frenzy of hate at the Hormel plant in Decatur, Iowa, after you insult progmom by calling her a Kenny G fan, and you end up getting eating by a bunch of Koreans in Hawaii making SPAM musubi. We start a thread about your demise, and DUers fall apart emotionally. 55,000 people show up at your funeral, overwhelming your family, and start a tequila-fueled rumble that ends up with half of Framingham burned to the ground, the flames visible from Chatham and the heat felt as far away as Worcester.

[DS1]

17. Fucking Rock on! A LEGACY!

Where's progmom? I've decided to move d-day up to right fucking now!

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Let's meet at the Hormel plant!!

I can be there in 36 hours!!

Fucker!!

[DS1]

21. I'm scraping up silver coins for the tollbooths

I'm off to meet the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Prog!

[progmom]

31. i don't really like gin

can we make it a vodka-driven frenzy of hate?

[DS1]

32. I was thinking the same thing

I had some lovely absolut the other night

[progmom]

33. i can never remember the name of the vodka i like

which must mean i like it too much. :P


wait - i remember - Grey Goose!

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Vodka doesn't inspire wild outbursts of homocidal anger like gin does

[progmom]

37. can you do something to make the gin palatable for me?

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. I'll soak in it for a while

:-)

Nah, we can brew any number of delightful cocktails that will leave you wondering why you ever doubted gin.

[progmom]

41. "delightful cocktails" just don't bring to mind gin-driven frenzy of hate

but i'm down with it if you are.

[DS1]

43. This isn't about you, it's about ME!

:crazy:

And stop bogarting my gin!

[progmom]

44. it's all about me.

in this case, it's how i relate to you. :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. All will unfold in accordance with prophecy.

You need not worry about things. All will unfold.

[JimmyJazz]

14. Dammit - I get to the last FUCKING chapter and some jackass

has to ruin it for me. I only had 39 pages to go :o

[Elidor]

20. Surprised you haven't been tombstoned YET

You've pushed the envelope a few times, hehe.

[DS1]

22. shhhh

don't remind them

[Maddy McCall]

23. He's a Platinum Sustaining Member.

Didn't you know that this is why he gets away with it? :shrug:

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

24. But never for more than four hours at a time. I'm supposed to

seek immediate medical attention if that happens.

( Platinum being hard, couldn't resist + member + sustaining and all that ;-) )

[Maddy McCall]

25. LOL.

:D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

28. Just don't go blind.

[Richardo]

36. You don't really die in the end...

...that hand comes out of the grave. :scared:

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. I can't believe it! What a plot twist!

[matcom]

40. well DUH!

:eyes:

like THAT wasn't hard to figure out :D

[Misunderestimator]

42. When? I wanna watch.

[kick-ass-bob]

50. I knew he was a freeper.

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

51. So what's your ending?

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

52. probably just get banned for

calling everyone a freeper.

:P

[progmom]

53. no "happy ending" for you?

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

63. it might be happy in the sense that

I would get more work done :P

[Misunderestimator]

54. I'll be banned when they initiate a rule to automatically ban someone

based on number of deleted posts...

[progmom]

55. i'm alerting on this post

i'm certain you have broken a rule somewhere

edited to add: wink wink, nod nod.

[Misunderestimator]

56. ...

:loveya:

[progmom]

60. it's ok - you're safe...

apparently i am blind to your faults.
:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

62. You are... I have you... under... my spell...

:crazy:

:*

[DS1]

57. did someone say something?

[progmom]

59. look out buddy

i've got gin, and i am gearing up for a rampage.

[kick-ass-bob]

65. aren't you getting tired from riding the bike?

[DS1]

67. No, but my personal assistant is

[kick-ass-bob]

61. so I guess that was you up there?

Nice cover - saying you "missed it"

freeper.

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

64. Ooh... that WOULD be clever wouldn't it?

:bounce:

(Come to think of it, I think I have seen people do that...)

[kick-ass-bob]

66. .

*whistling and walks away*

:rofl: