I knew enigmatic would come up with a way to get DU women's attention back

[Wetzelbill]

from me. It's all bullshit. Growing up he was always stealing women from me. When he'd come back for vacations when I was in High School, he'd ride up on his Harley, wearing a jean jacket with his long mullet and Reo Speedwagon T-shirt. Stealing all the high school girl's hearts. He was just like Wooderson from "Dazed and Confused" but do you think I could get all those girls to listen? No! Now finally, I get a following with the women on DU and he comes up with an accident to win them back with sympathy. Psh, it's just not fair. I'm going to tell mom and dad about this.

:)

[enigmatic]

1. I just hope they don't notice this cast is fake

THEN I'm gonnna be in a world of hurt:)

[Wetzelbill]

2. lol, no kidding

You didn't get that from Cowboy Bob Orton did you? :)

[enigmatic]

3. Yes!!

:rofl:

[u4ic]

4. Or Ted Bundy

:scared:

[Wetzelbill]

6. oh no!

That was one of Ted's main tricks, I remember. Ugh.. that's awful.

He was a Republican, btw. :)

[enigmatic]

8. Yikes

Forgot about Ted's move....

[Daphne08]

13. You have a cast???

You HAD a mullet? :rofl:

[enigmatic]

15. no cast

just jokin:)

Now I'm really headed to bed!

[Daphne08]

16. Goodnight.

Byeeeeeeee. :silly:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Wetzelbill!

You don't need to worry that enigmatic will steal me away from you! You are one great guy, and I'm lucky to know you here in the Lounge...

Of course, I'm very fond of enigmatic as well...and he knows it...

Oh well, I'm tired and my brain isn't functioning too well right now...I probably ought to go to bed...

I LOVE YOU ALL, OK?

:grouphug:

[Wetzelbill]

7. aw shucks

:)

Good night!

[enigmatic]

9. Goodnight Peggy!

:hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

10. poor baby

now what can I do to heal your wounds? :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

11. First call 911 because I just had a heart attack

thinking about the prospect of you healing my wounds. :)

[MissHoneychurch]

12. I didn't know I had such an impact on you

Someone please call 911
Tell them I just been shot down
And the bullet's in my heart
And it's piercing through my soul
Feel my body gettin' cold
Somone please call 911
The alleged assalaint
Is my lover
And she shot me through my soul
Feel my body gettin' cold

[Wetzelbill]

14. oh you did too

that's why you make me swoon about a hundred times a day. :)

[MissHoneychurch]

25. only a hundred times a day?

I guess the other times you swoon because of CaliforniaPeggy and mutley_r_us and and and ....

[xmas74]

17. Wait a second.

Why didn't anyone send me the memo about flirting w/ either one of you?
I'm always left out in the cold!

[MissHoneychurch]

18. this is so much fun

:bounce:

[xmas74]

19. And I still didn't get the damn memo!

People, everything must be submitted in writing to me in triplicate before I can authorize any further behavior.

[MissHoneychurch]

24. I let you know next time via pm

when I catch it before you do yourself

[xmas74]

26. Thank you.

I like order.

[Wetzelbill]

20. psh...,.who needs permission....

flirt away! :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

21. I am a memo kind of gal.

I like to organize everything and plan in advance.

[Wetzelbill]

22. hmmmm.....

I'll contact my supervisors and see what they can do then. :)

[xmas74]

23. That would be lovely.

I will have my organizer out, waiting to pencil in a date and a time.

[SOteric]

27. Aww crud muffins.

I was supposed to be following one of you two? I must have missed a memo from the hive mind. :shrug: