I DARE DS1 to call Matcom

[yvr girl]

And tell him he has a 6:30 T time, but someone cancelled and does Matcom want to join.

[DS1]

1. hmmm, doesn't sleep, demands feeding, and tries to cause trouble

are you some sort of demon?

[yvr girl]

3. I thought you liked my devilish side?

*pout*

[DS1]

4. Sorry

Just beyond my prank phone call years ;-)

besides, he's probably already up taking that ugly ass dog out for a piss

[yvr girl]

5. Well, it's not like I would do it either

but it's fun to dare you to do it.

Can't he just toss the dog out in the back yard? How annoying would that be - more so in January of course.

[DS1]

6. Or just not feed it

in the first place :shrug:

[yvr girl]

7. That might put him in Mrs. Matcom's bad books

He could demand better bladder control. He was in the army, right? What about a doggy boot camp.

[DS1]

8. Or just leave him in the new washing machine

Take him out when the timer goes off, then start an empty wash

[yvr girl]

9. It would be just WRONG

to waste that much water every night.

Think of the environment!

[DS1]

10. ok fine, throw some clothes in too

maybe the tablecloth

[yvr girl]

11. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I think I'd rather let the little bugger piddle on the floor. It's not like I'd have to clean it up.

[DS1]

12. Whaat?

You're the one that's concerned about wasting water!

[yvr girl]

13. I live in a land of plenty

I don't need to count urine as water....or beer.

[DS1]

14. Maybe with the right sort of harness, he could hang Remy up outside

his window on the clothesline. He'll get some fresh air, can just 'relax' and nature will take its course, he can frolick with the songbirds...

Win win for both!

[yvr girl]

15. You are very inventive

I bet you're handy too.

I'm not sure about the 'outside his window' part. Doesn't Remy make heavy breathing sounds? He looks like he would. A bit of distance would be a good thing. Now the greyhounds that Mrs. Matcom wants could go right outside the window.

[DS1]

16. I could make Remy 'the rabbit'

Remy cleans himself out in fear, and the greyhounds get a morning workout

[yvr girl]

17. Another sound plan

But what role will Pumpkin play?

[Heidi]

2. Seconded. (nt)

[matcom]

18. SHIT! I'm LATE!

*runs to grab his balls*

[yvr girl]

19. umm.....ermmmm...

don't you keep them with you? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

20. oops

[DS1]

21. Don't grab my balls, dude

It's not polite

[matcom]

22. but yours have superior

dimples