Loungers, you are formally on alert

[Lone_Star_Dem]

There is potential for incoming wounded today due to this.




Dust off your jokes, dig up your cute kitty pics and hone your humor to a razor sharp edge. This is what you do best Lounge, DU’s depending on you!

:patriot:
"Alright people, look alive!"

[matcom]

1. Lizard ready and reporting for duty sir

:patriot:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. git your ass in shape!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. Excellent

Your on funny news detail and general humor clean up detail.

And I'm Ma'am. :spank:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Now Wilfrid Brimley is the ambassador to the UN?

Fuck, I may have to boycott oatmeal.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. ...

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Ooof!!

Right outta left field!

Good one, bro. :thumbsup: I may have to change my sig pic now....

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Haha...

When the whole Bolton thing started someone suggested that someone make that picture, so I took it upon myself to do so.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. I love that!

:thumbsup:

[blondeatlast]

37. LOL! And I admire your speed, too! nt

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'll take perverting Constitutional Authority for $100, please Alex.

:patriot:

[Richardo]

5. Remember to express your white-hot rage in the form of a question...

:patriot:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. Who is the largest asshole not named Bush or Cheney?

[WCGreen]

6. He mut have eaten a ghost....

look at his upper lip

[Richardo]

12. Old joke - punchline department: "I think he blew a seal..."

...locking in 3....2.....1 :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

25. Could a bin a wet dreammm

Floating down the Gulf stream....

Kip Addata

[bertha katzenengel]

8. I've got cats with WAY better facial hair than this farcial loser.

:7

[demnan]

10. I've got cats with better ass hair

than the face hair on this farcial loser!

[bertha katzenengel]

14. touché

:bounce:

[KG]

16. i'm waiting for the thread that claims this is somehow a good thing!

there always seems to be one.

[caty]

18. Oh--now I'm bummed out.

I know I must be strong for others---but:mad: and:cry:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. When you have to look at his face from now on

Think of him without his toupee.. Or imagine him with his mustache used as hair plugs. :crazy:

[caty]

31. That might help.

:silly:

[Neshanic]

19. You can just imagine this guys puss, berating and screaming...

at someone, and spit getting stuck in that thing over his lip.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

22. What I'm imagining is that cheap rug flying off his head in a heavy wind

That I'd even enjoy seeing.

[In_The_Wind]

20. Apeach

time

looks like it's gonna be another very long day

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. Yes it is

[In_The_Wind]

24. excuse me

I hear some orange juice, ice cubes & a very TALL glass calling

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Somebody tell him that "moustache" is a French word. (nt)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

36. Now that you mention it, toupee is also of French origin.

:rofl:

[MN ChimpH8R]

27. Yosemite Sam in a suit

"Shut up and listen to me, ya fur-bearin' long-eared varmint!"

[Lone_Star_Dem]

28. sort of like this?

[MN ChimpH8R]

33. Excellent!

LOL!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. CaliforniaPeggy, present and accounted for, SIR!

I'll be happy to help the wounded find their sense of humor once again...after all, 'tis better to laugh than cry!

Lord Byron said it best, I think: "...and if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'tis that I may not weep."

:cry: x(

[Lone_Star_Dem]

30. And we have great news in the Lounge today, too

A true reason to celebrate!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3769850

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Yes, I saw that!

A very good thing to help counteract all the :puke: coming out of DC! New liberal babies are such a beautiful happening!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

34. What color?

Orange? Red? Purple?

I like Blue myself.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

35. If you insist on a color coded system

I think blue is as good as any and better than most.

I was leaning toward using patterns, plaid, paisley, houndstooth, etc.

[JimmyJazz]

38. What can I do to help?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

39. JimmyJazz

You mission, should you choose to accept it.... is to find me some chocolate. I need a pick me up.


Oh, and be your usual witty self after that, you're a natural at this sort of suff. :D