Can you parallel pork?

[Heidi]

Just askin. :shrug:

[Deja Q]

1. I think gay guys do that all the time!

:wow:

[Heidi]

2. Thanks, HypnoToad.

That sort of information is _exactly_ why I asked.

[Tallison]

3. Tell me how it works, and I'll find out!

I'll try anything once... :)

[Heidi]

4. You're a librul, aintcha? (nt)

[Connie_Corleone]

5. Vertical pork is easier.

[Heidi]

8. Please explain.

(I'm a novice.)

[Deja Q]

13. Agreed...

Vertical is hard. Perpendicular would be the easiest.

[Jack from Charlotte]

6. I can.... with my eyes closed....

As a summer job many years ago in Miami I delivered office supplies. Drove a van that didn't have rear side windows. Downtown on one way streets I had to park on either side of the street or couldn't make the delivery. So I learned to PP without being able to see. The key is to get the angle correct before you start to back up.

I was in DC with my aunts barrowed car. Had a car full of people including my junior high school aged nephew who was near to getting his drivers license. I needed to PP and my wise ass Neph said.,.. "let's see if unc can PP this car." I said, "Jamie? Who's the best PPer you've ever seen? (Then easily parked the car perfectly 6 inshes from the curb.) You're looking at him."

I'm the best PPer anyone's EVER seen.

[Heidi]

7. Welcome to DU and the parallel PORK thread!

Might I direct your PPing talents to the parallel PARKING thread? (Sorry, friend, this is a hideous copycat thread based on the link below.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3770343&mesg_id=3770343

[ghostsofgiants]

9. No sex threads!

[Heidi]

10. Oops.

I guess the fun really _is_ over. :cry:

[RedCloud]

16. Primates clamoring for fourms without sex? Indeed.

Now I have heard everything.

[dajoki]

11. oh, yeah...

just ask my wife:rofl:

[Heidi]

12. I'm afraid she'll need to register and speak for herself.

But if you'd like to give a deposition, please see the "Can your paralegal pork?" thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3770645

:hi:

[dajoki]

15. i'll admit...

i can't paralegal pork. but parallel, now that's another story. my wife is not available right now, so you'll have to take my word for it.:rofl:

[JVS]

14. I thought that was called the missionary position