Overheard yesterday in a well-known town in Maine

[Montauk6]

Boys, c'mon in here.

Bar, could ya close the door, please... Thanks, hun.

Boys, sit down for a minute. I got some terrible news. I just--Neil? Neil! Pay attention now, this is very hard!... Anyway, I'm sure you're wonderin' why yer ma was cryin' when ya came in. Well... I don't know how to say this but your Uncle Foddie died today. Yep. He was a great man, a strong LEADER. It just tears my heart out havin to break it to ya fellas on a Sunday like this... but... better ya hear it first from me...