I'm too Canadian to be abusive. Post here and I'll apologize to you.

[yvr girl]

for nothing at all.

[progmom]

1. it's about time you realized this

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

5. I'm sorry for not being mean enough

I don't really know how I can make it up to you.

[northzax]

2. the only thing worse than hockey

is Molson products. The only thing worse than Molson is Labatt's. The only thing worse than Labatt's is Brian Adams. The only thing worse than Brian Adams is Curling.

thank you.

[yvr girl]

8. You're right, you're right

I'm sorry you suffered under our cultural imperialism.

[emulatorloo]

3. So sorry, I couldn't possibly waste your time. . . .

EOM

[yvr girl]

9. I'm wasting your time by posting this

I'm sorry.

[emulatorloo]

17. Ok then, sorry, , , ,

:toast:

[merh]

4. I have a Canadian Nickle!

:silly:

[yvr girl]

10. So you have a rodent in your pants

I'm sorry.

[merh]

15. Ah, no, I have a Canadian nickle in my coin purse,

but thanks for the concern! :crazy:

[yvr girl]

31. I'm sorry I made assumptions

[merh]

32. No problem!

I guess I have a deep typing impression! :rofl:

[motely36]

6. Whatever happened to Anne Murray?

I loved her...:loveya:

[yvr girl]

11. Her career faded and she was overtaken by other divas

I'm sorry.

[JVS]

7. The Canadians have a long history of abusing Quebecers!

So don't go around acting like you don't know how/ care to be abusive. We know the truth.

[yvr girl]

14. My family wasn't even here then

I'm sorry.

(I thought Quebecers were Canadians?)

:hide:

[JVS]

19. The abuse continues to this day

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[lpbk2713]

12. Canada .... That's that place up by Niagra Falls

..... isn't it?

[yvr girl]

20. Our falls are better. We should have given you the whole thing

I'm sorry.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. Yes, but the Canadian side is prettier

:(

[matcom]

13. why won't Shania Twain return my calls?

:cry:

[yvr girl]

22. She fell in love with a guy named, "Mutt"

Clearly, you are a much better specimen. (Maybe she just can't spell)

I'm sorry.

[gmoney]

16. Could you apologize to Misunderestimator for me?

She's not taking my calls.

:cry:

[yvr girl]

25. You have to handle that one yourself

I'm sorry.

[gmoney]

33. Was it really that bad?

:hide:

[u4ic]

18. I stepped on your foot!

[yvr girl]

26. It was in your way

I'm sorry.

[u4ic]

27. Since I'm also Canadian

I'm sorry that you're sorry.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. I'm Canadian too, so no need to apologize to me

[yvr girl]

28. I'm sorry I can't apologize

[NNadir]

23. Canada seems to be running out of Molybdenum ore.

I think that last year they produced only about 6000 tons.

[yvr girl]

29. We're not working hard enough

I'm sorry.

[SmileyBoy]

24. Times have changed, our kids are getting worse...

They wont obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes,
And flappin heads so full of lies!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault,
It's Canadas fault!

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
There not even a real country anyway!!!

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubbabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too!

Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!!

The smut we must stop,
The trash we must smash,
Laughter and fun
must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before someone thinks of blaming us!!!!!!!!

[yvr girl]

30. It's all our fault

I'm sorry.

[Love Bug]

36. I'm half Canadian, so does that mean

half of me needs to apologize to the other half? Might explain a lot! :crazy:

[yvr girl]

37. It does

I'm sorry.

[In_The_Wind]

38. do you know why some Canadian 18 wheel truckers are so aggressive on our

highways

[yvr girl]

39. They're afraid when they're in America and trying to get home

I'm sorry.

[In_The_Wind]

40. that explains it very well then

looks like we should do something to make America safer for everyone

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

41. I got lost coming home from Quebec City last week!

:( And some guy from Quebec flipped us off on the highway! For no reason!

It was the meanest thing I've ever seen a Canadian do! I live fairly close to the border, and am no stranger to Canada... and I've never done anything to get a Canadian pissed.

(I wasn't driving)

[yvr girl]

43. I'm sorry

There's no excuse for that - or did you steal his poutine?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

44. We didn't steal his poutine!

I'm not even a fan of gravy!

[yvr girl]

45. I'm sorry

I don't know how I could have suggested such a thing.

[hfojvt]

46. you could apologize

for all the cold air you send to us every winter.

[yvr girl]

47. It's part of our culture to share

I'm sorry.