Every time you post on DU, God kills a kitten. Every Lounge post,

[Rabrrrrrr]

God kills a kitten, a dog, a spotted owl, a whale, an elephant, a white rhino, and a gar.

[Briarius]

1. mmmm white meat and dark meat

[merwin]

2. As long as he's not killing ferrets, I'm OK.

[Tom Kitten]

3. why only white rhinos?

Got a problem with black rhinos? Or Indian, Sumatran, or Javan rhinos?

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

4. Oh damn

[Olney Blue]

5. Note: Donkeys are spared.

:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:


She's smarter than I thought!

[SOteric]

6. Oh?

Has God been talking to you through the voices in your head again. :7 :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. OK...you got me!

What in God's good name is a GAR?

:hide:

[KG]

8. a kind of fish

gar
Related: Vertebrates

member of the family Lepisosteidae, freshwater fishes found in the warmer rivers and lakes of the S United States, Central America, Mexico, and the West Indies. Gars are highly predacious and destroy many useful fish. They are cylindrical fishes with long jaws and formidable teeth; their peculiar armature of diamond-shaped platelike scales, composed of a hard inorganic salt, is often found also in fossil fish. The largest species is the 9-ft (275-cm) alligator gar of the Mississippi valley. Others are the long-nosed gar ( Lepisosteus osseus ), the spotted gar, and the short-nosed gar. The name garfish is sometimes used for the gar but is more correctly applied to the saltwater gar (see needlefish ). Gars are classified in the phylum Chordata , subphylum Vertebrata, class Osteichthyes, order Lepisosteiformes, family Lepisosteidae.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Thank you so much, my dear KG! nt

[HEyHEY]

9. As long as he doesn't touch rats.. I'm a happy camper

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Untrue!! For every DU post, another pimple grows on a Republican ass.

It's in the Bible. Somewhere in Exodus. or Revelations. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. It's not "Revelations" it's "Revelation" - actually THE Revelation to John

Not plural, but singular.

Anyway, it would be great if pimples grew on the asses of republicans. Of course, that's the excuse they use then not to serve in the military while they stand outside the military and say "Bring it on!" and "We support you!"

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. Well, there are a lot of posts here.

I suppose those pimples really hurt.

[MissB]

14. What happens

if I kill a kitten?

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Then God posts in the Lounge

[Craig3410]

16. I think...

a kitten masturbates.

Or God.

one of the two.

[Pobeka]

18. Or, you're god, and somebody just posted.

If you are God, PM me, I have a few requests :D

[Bucky]

17. What if I post on DU while NOT masterbating for a change? Will that help?

I mean, it won't help me--except for typing faster. But will it save the kittens?

[Pobeka]

19. Don't you *dare* get this thread blocked.

Until I assertain the possible DU identity of God...

[khashka]

20. It won't make a difference

unless you're masturbating with kittens. In which case, STOP IT! And God might spare both of you.

Khash.

P.S. I'd hate to ever have to use your keyboard!

[ironflange]

21. How about this? Does God kill one of these things?

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Nah, those go over to freerepublic to act as "brains" for the freeps

[sakabatou]

22. We've killed over 15 million

How tragic