Someone should prank Bolton or something...

[Craig3410]

Like, switch the nameplate with his name with one that says "MUSTACHE RIDES $1.00"


/bored

[grannylib]

1. fucking pnac goon, he should be way more than pranked

how can we have let this shit have happened to our country>
how the fuck did the hypocrite freep brigade manage to take over?
yeah i know...money...

[Craig3410]

2. I don't know, for some reason, everytime I hear his name...

I think of the phrase "mustache rides".

[Skink]

4. We just need every country to give him the cold shoulder..

Make him feel welcome.

[Bucky]

3. Man, that'd teach him. Or like crazy gloo his chair to the floor.

What's he gonna do, scream abusively at Kofi Annan?

[Jara sang]

5. Here is his home adress and phone #:

http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&oi=fwp&pb=f&q=john+bolton+bethesda

[Craig3410]

6. I wonder if it would be evil...

to call him and ask him for a previously mentioned mustache ride.

[Bucky]

7. Dude, get off the mustache ride. You don't wanna share face-bush w/ Bush

There's gotta be some reason Rice was so eager to get Bolton out of town.

[Craig3410]

8. Like I said, I seem to connect the two in my mind.

If I had any photoshop talents, I'd make a visual joke of it, but...notsomuch.

[Bucky]

9. I asked Google to remove Bolton's address from Phonebook listings

Last thing we need is some disgruntled former employee making a celebrity martyr out of him. Lord knows he's gotta have a LOT of personal enemies.

[Dragonfli]

10. First I need to decide...

Is he a Gorilla or a Walrus?