post your fake memories here

[Zuni]

:hi:

I remember the time I wrestled alligators in front of the Queen of England. What a glorious day!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. I remember when I won the Boston marathon

[Skittles]

2. when I was a teenager I was convinced I had seen a tornado some years ago

in Minnesota - my dad told me no, that had been a very vivid dream I had as a child :o

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I single-handedly was the brave helicopter pilot....

who airlifted the last people out of Vietnam before the fall. Interesting...since I have never served in the military and never flown a helicopter. Or IN one, for that matter....

[Zuni]

4. I remember when I had the longest beard on earth

[intheflow]

12. No way!

I remember when you had the world's longest beard, too! That was discovered in the Great Beardathon of '72, and it came down to you and Dumbledore, but you had a good inch of beard on him. God... I remember it like it was yesterday!

[Zuni]

14. It was '69, not '72

other than that, my memory jibes with that version

[Bucky]

26. You misread the punctuation. Intheflow meant "72 inches"

And it was one hell of a beard. Too bad you had to go and order the orange flambé the night after the ceremonies or you might have won the next year's contest as well.

[intheflow]

5. The movie "Whale Rider" was based on my life.

Erm... loosely based on my life.

[MissB]

6. I remember when I wrote Linux

and some dude stole my idea from me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. I remember being that dude. (nt)

[progmom]

7. that time i went on a 3 month bender

and woke up on a raft floating down the Niger....

that was cool. :smoke:

[Jara sang]

20. did you find the "yellow cake"?

[Susang]

33. I'm sorry

But that was me. :P

[Texasgal]

8. I remember once

that I perfectly shaped breastacles....damn.

[Zuni]

9. I cherish the time I went to Holland

and carved my own wooden shoes

[Floogeldy]

10. I remember when me and Morgan Fairchild, yea that's the ticket . . .

We were . . . well, she probably wouldn't appreciate me telling you.

;)

[WhollyHeretic]

13. I remember when this guy was elected president

he was a pampered fratboy and a wanna be cowboy who did way too many drugs when he was a cheerleader and had a monosyllabic vocabulary.






That's got to be a fake memory, right? Please, someone tell me it's fake.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. It IS fake.

Subject line. Next-to-last word.

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. I remember that day I won the blue ribbon at the state fair

for having the biggest pumpkin. To celebrate Vincent Price (yes the Vincent Price) took us out for ice cream. Good times...

[Bucky]

22. "having the biggest pumpkin" (snort) You don't wanna know what I'm thinkin

But it ain't nice.

[Reverend_Smitty]

24. Dirty mind...

don't get sassy on me I learned advanced martial arts during my stint in the French Foreign Legion

[Bucky]

27. "French Foreign Legion". You also don't wanna know what that reminds me of

But it's a GREAT memory that I don't have.

[WCGreen]

17. I rememer this time I was watching Poker on TV.....

[Bucky]

18. She looked me in the eyes. The accordion played "Adieu, mon cher". Lilacs.

The faint smell of salt blew in from the sea, accompanied by the poetic "caw caw!" of the seagulls. She's gone now, my Bertha-Mae, taken from me in a freak boating accident. But the memories of our vacation in Europe lingers. Yes, we'll always have Le Havre.

[Zuni]

19. I will never forget fighting the Pied Noire in Algeria

in 1959

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. I remember when Rick said to me.....

"We'll always have Paris".

:loveya: Rick Blaine....

[Zuni]

23. :D

:popcorn:

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Who????

:shrug:

Must head to bed. Have to be at work as close to 8 a.m. as possible. Damn corporate world sucks big time. But it pays the bills.

[Olney Blue]

28. President Gore called me into the oval office...

and thanked me for developing a vaccine to prevent breast cancer.

[Bucky]

29. I took exPresident Clinton's phone calls offering to help w/ distributing

I then helped Senator Hillary filibuster Bill's appointment to the post of vaccinator-general. You really shouldn't have made the vaccine a topical cream.

[Olney Blue]

32. My prostate cancer vaccine is in Phase II clinical trials...

you ain't seen nothin' yet!

[Chicago Democrat]

30. I reme\mber smokin crack and it was so great...

nothing better for the soul. Doesn't put holes in your soul at all. Good for children.

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. I won Powerball

and bought a new POTUS. Just for DUers. Then I moved to a desert island and retired to a hammock on the beach.

[Fenris]

34. Remember that time I became Pope and excommunicated myself?

That was a mistake.:(