There once was a man from Madrass

[In_The_Wind]

... you do it ~

[Ron Green]

1. ...who had two balls made of brass.

When he rubbed them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. "who had two balls made of brass"

So he became a Democrat.

[khashka]

12. what do you think about that?

Last line:
I think I like guys from Madrass.

Khash.

You know we're all gonna get 86ed from this place.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. The DLC were the usual rats.

[swimboy]

17. who wanted to get high on grass

He bought a new bong
But he set it up wrong
And now smoke comes out of his ass.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. That Guggenheim thought had class.

[In_The_Wind]

3. ~

Crazy Guggenheim

[In_The_Wind]

9. That Guggenheim thought had class.

[khashka]

4. who had the most fuckable ass

[In_The_Wind]

8. that showed real class ~

~ take it khashka

[khashka]

11. when he attended Mass

I can finish it too :)

That the priest made definite pass

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

14. excellent

thank you ~ Khash

[Wapsie B]

5. I was never good at rhymes.

[In_The_Wind]

6. that's OK

cause I love you anyway! so there!

[Wapsie B]

10. Back atcha Joanie!

Love you too. :*

[In_The_Wind]

15. thanks bushwentawol

g'mornin

[no name no slogan]

16. who sat in a pile of glass?

meh. too early for me. and i'm moving. and it's hot and humid out (yeah, in MN-- ain't that odd?). arrrgh.

[In_The_Wind]

21. then said 'that's a real pain in the ass'

how are you this morning :hug:

I guess it's time for me to call our friend to see when she's gettin outta there for real not just in her dreams

[no name no slogan]

22. hi joani!

doing alright.... doing some more moving today. hopefully i'll get my AC working so i can get the cats to the new place. and trying to work at the same time-- too much excitement for me :P

i talked to our friend last night for about an hour altogether. she's doing really well, except for the nurses it seems :eyes:. i'm hoping to call again this afternoon to see how she is if she's still there.

take care of yourself! :hug:

[TXlib]

18. who smuggled in five pounds of grass

It was truly a feat
as he squirmed in his seat
since he'd stuffed it all straight up his ass.

[Blue-Jay]

19. Winner!

[TXlib]

20. There once was a guy named Tex Lib

whose verses could be rather glib.
His praise you shall sing:
"Hail Tex Lib: Lim'rick King!"
To proclaim otherwise would be a fib.