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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 08:29 AM
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Poll question: What are space shuttle astronauts doing now? (humor)
Astronauts train for years to go into space. Once there, every minute is budgeted for some task. What are some of the things the astronauts are doing?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:15 AM
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1. kick
:kick:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:19 AM
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2. My guess? They're pimping their ride.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:42 AM
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3. All my shuttles are low riders!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:43 AM
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4. They are telling the shuttle engineer to stop faking a Scottish accent.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:43 AM
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5. Playing hi-lo to see who has to talk to the chimp.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:58 AM
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8. "No sir, I can't see any angels."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:59 AM
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9. I was waiting for one of them to say.
"No Sir, we have not seen Bin Laden"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:04 AM
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10. Just heard the obligatory Dumbass speech on the radio.
What an asshole.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:44 AM
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6. Regarding choice #1.
You should make that the 200 mile high club.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:57 AM
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7. Yeah, but airliners fly higher than a mile.
30,000 feet is more like five miles, but it is still called the mile high club.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:49 PM
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11. One astronaut keeps yelling, "There's something on the wing!"
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