joke: president bush heads to crawford for another vacation

[sniffa]

where he finds out 6 marines were just kiLLed in western iraq.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1670702

[shoelace414]

1. Nobody will tell him.

[SeanQuinn]

4. And if they did, he has no compassion. He won't care.

That's quite despicable.

[Champion Jack]

2. Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Needs A Vacation

Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Needs A Vacation

10. Sleeping more than usual during National Security briefings

9. Instead of appointing John Bolton U.N. Ambassador, appointed Michael Bolton

8. Replaced Labor Secretary Elaine Cho with a frozen Daquiri machine

7. Can barely muster the concentration to ignore intelligence memos

6. Will only make decisions during Home Shopping Network commercial breaks

5. It's been almost three weeks since his last vacation

4. Ordered the terror alert raised to SPF 45

3. So exhausted he asked Rafael Palmeiro to inject caffine in his ass

2. Doesn't even have the energy to invade Laura

1. He's drinking more than the twins

[SeanQuinn]

3. Was that Letterman? nt

[sniffa]

5. i wanna know too

i wanna start circuLating it.

[Champion Jack]

6. YUP

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/