"That gal, I say that gal reminds me of Paul Revere's ride...

[Richardo]

...a little light in the belfry."

[MN ChimpH8R]

1. "Nice boy, but he's about

as sharp as a bag of wet mice...."

[GOPisEvil]

2. That gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas.

No curves.

[hobbit709]

3. One of Foghorn's best lines

I probably have about 40 hours worth of the old WB cartoons.

[Richardo]

4. "This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show."

[texas1928]

5. That dog's bout as subtle as a...

hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

[texas1928]

6. What's the... I say, What's the big idea of bashing me in the noggin...

with a rolling pin? Bash enough people and we will have a nation full of lump heads.

[Richardo]

7. Foghorn was anticipating the era of Fox News there...

Yoiks!