Texas DU'ers - I bring you...String Cheese!!!!

[Taverner]

Me and my friends went to Dixieland
And we drove a big R.V.
With a cabinet full of mushrooms
And a cooler full of beer

It was springtime in the mountains
When we headed out of town
The peaks were white, the sky was blue
And the sun was beatin' down

We were rollin' down the highway
Just havin' a little fun
Sure can drink a lot of beer
Underneath that Texas sun

So I pulled into a liquor store
That's where the trouble all began
Cause I ran into their awning
And we had a run-in with The Man

Get me outta this small town Texas town
Cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail
When the sun goes down - you can't bust me
If you don't know what you found

Well, I got to talk with the girl inside
I even offered her some cash
But she wouldn't listen - she was callin' the cops
Cause her gutter had been smashed

And next thing I knew when I walked outside
There were police all around
Askin', who was drivin' the vehicle - can I see your license?
What you doin' in our town?

Get me outta this small town Texas town
Cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail
When the sun goes down - you can't bust me
If you don't know what you found

We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store
Just tryin' not to look too scared
They were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin'
Sometimes life just isn't fair

When they opened up that cabinet
They found our little stash
But they didn't know what it was and let us go
Minus eighty bucks in cash

Get me outta this small town Texas town
Cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail
When the sun goes down - you can't bust me
If you don't know what you found - no~

Get me outta this small town Texas town
I been running since my feet hit the ground
You can't bust me
Cause you don't know what you found...