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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:17 PM
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I just cut myself.
Damned baby carrots!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:17 PM
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1. Never heard of such sharp carrots before. Are you ok?
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:19 PM
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4. Oh, I'm fine.
Combination of very small carrots and a very sharp knife results in quite a bit of blood. But I'm good. :D
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:18 PM
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2. Locking.
Please call the hotline. We are worried about you.

:P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:18 PM
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3. you cut yourself on a baby carrot?
wow.... that's amazing!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:20 PM
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5. Why cut a baby carrot?
Just curious.

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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:24 PM
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6. They're very useful in soups and stews.
Not to mention, salads. :D
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fhqwhgads Donating Member (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:28 PM
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7. you deserved it...
...baby carrot killer.

:)
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:34 PM
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9. Hey, at least it's not eating fetuses!
Sorry. Bad inside joke. Carry on. :P
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:32 PM
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8. You have to watch out for their teeth
It's their only defence, after all.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:51 PM
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10. Don't forget to wash the blood off the carrots...
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