You know what stings...

[texas1928]

I cut my hand one time when I was slicing up limes. Oh man did I say some dirty words.

[XemaSab]

1. Slice up some jalapenos

and rub your eyes.

THAT stings.

[Rising Phoenix]

8. or go to the bathroom

[Bassic]

10. I got worse

Slice up some jalapenos... and then go take a leak with thoroughly washing your hands.

Now THAT stings.....

[Lone_Star_Dem]

2. These do, too

And they have a bad attitude to boot. :scared:

[texas1928]

9. Man I taunt those for sport.

SHEEESH

[Lone_Star_Dem]

15. You are one brave person!

I am not scared of most bugs but these fellows have sent me running into the house before. Of course that was after about 5 good stings and a call to arms to their friends. :scared:

[skygazer]

3. Try putting BenGay on your inner thigh

And going too high........

[texas1928]

6. It's ok I will take your word.

:yoiks:

[Lilith Velkor]

4. I feel a sting...that's pride fuckin with me.

That being said, I got a spider bite on the bottom of my right foot once, and it itched so bad I couldn't drive.

[XemaSab]

14. Chiggers

when you're scratching so hard you're tearing off skin while you're asleep, THAT's an itch!

[Lilith Velkor]

16. Thank the random we don't have those here

But the bite of these things cause the same kind of itch.

[XemaSab]

17. What is that?

If I saw that thing near me I'd freak out.

And do they bite you 180 times?

[Lilith Velkor]

18. A house centipede

One bite is all it takes to give a dime-size welt, the skin of which you end up tearing off. Still a better deal than chiggers, since they are big and slow enough to be relatively easy to squish.

[XemaSab]

19. Where do they live?

Remind me never to go there...

:-)

[Lilith Velkor]

20. DC suburbs

You'd never make it through the traffic anyway. :)

[XemaSab]

21. Yikes!

On a personal note, as far as traffic goes, you would not believe the amount and density of the traffic when the road that runs through town heading up to Yosemite is being paved. It's JUST. STOPPED. for 2+ miles in every direction.

I'm from the bay area and it's as bad as I've seen it.

[billyskank]

5. I was chopping chillis once and contaminated BOTH eyes

I thought I was going to go blind! I effectively WAS blind for about two minutes.

[texas1928]

7. Well it is a good way to get rid of a stopped up nose.

:D

[caty]

11. A jelly fish washed up agianst my

arm when I was a kid. Haven't experienced a sting worse than that.

Be more careful:spank:

[anarch]

12. these sting...

so I hear.

[texas1928]

13. EEEEWWW

Who blew their nose.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Catfish spines

Especially the young catfish
I hauled a seine of them up on the bank of a pond once, and they got mixed in the grass. I was flicking them back into the pond, and caught one in the finger. It hurt so much I saw stars!

[BreweryYardRat]

23. Bow to the undisputed king...

Self-inflicted, too.

Tiger Balm on the groin. I was about to fall asleep and I had a ton of homework to do...needless to say, it didn't work.