I just went forward in time-got a 2016 sports almanac....ask me anything

[Taverner]

Ask me the results of any game in the future...

By the way, Cubs are in the series this year, and they beat the Angels 25-6

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. What year was * forced to resign as MLB Commissioner?

Which scandal was the final straw?

[Taverner]

2. Doesn't say, but the Rangers don't have a killer season until 2015

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Do the Clippers ever make the playoffs?

[Taverner]

8. NEVER!!!!!!

At least not before 2016...

[Mutley]

4. Who will win the World Series this year?

[Taverner]

9. Already told ya, The Cubs

They beat the Angels in the 11th inning of a 7 game series...

[caty]

5. Give me a run down of the

Super Bowl winners, so I can get my bets in.

[Taverner]

10. Steelers win the next three consecutive Bowls

they are in but lose 2008 to Green Bay.

[caty]

11. Thanks

I can buy that island now.

[Taverner]

12. Ahh but if you want to win big

They are not favored to win in 2007...

[PittPoliSci]

19. I can live with that

:-)

[UrbScotty]

6. How did President Feingold react to his packers losing Stupid Bowl L?

[ComerPerro]

7. The Cubs win in 2015 too. Against Miami

[SmileyBoy]

13. Did the Vikings win any Super Bowls??

I know they didn't, I'm just checking to make sure...

[Taverner]

16. 2012...against the Rams of all teams

[Steve Nash is god 13]

27. how can that be? they are both in the NFC?

[edbermac]

14. Why didn't you go back in time??

And prevented George Bush and Barbara from meeting? You would have saved the world a ton of grief...

[Taverner]

15. can't fuck with the past, cardninal rule

Besides, If I did that then Tom Delay becomes president, and things get REALLY scary in about 2002

[ThoughtCriminal]

17. Can any of the following play in the NFL?

1. Cyborgs
2. Clones
3. Aliens
4. Ann Coulter

[ThoughtCriminal]

22. By 2016 - Which brings in more beer ad revenue?

1. Rollerball
2. X-treme NASCAR
3. Curling

[Taverner]

24. Actually, from what I can tell reality shows go one notch further...

...and actually have serial killers go on their shows and hunt down the contestants.

[mosin]

18. Spurs?

How many more championships do the Spurs win before Tim Duncan retires?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. What year did So Cal finally get a Stanley Cup?

[Taverner]

21. The Ducks do not get a Stanley Cup

However, the Sharks get it in 2008

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. I was kinda hoping for the Kings..but oh well

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. What city do the NFL Cardinals play in?

Does the L.A. area have an NFL franchise?

Which NFL teams playing in the same city they were in 2005, or have they all done the new stadium shakedown routine in new locations?

[Taverner]

26. LA gets an expansion team in 2010

They're called the LA Thunder. Real inventive name

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Does it have Formula One?

I wanna know whether Barrichelo's transfer to BAR or Massa's to Ferrari will yield good results.

Has Schumacher FINALLY retired by 2016?