Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs

[Deja Q]

http://www.dulac.ca/cookdocs/killerbreasts.html

The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.

The club had been rented out for the private affair.

According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her...

Article has more, regrettably...

It's also funny what one can find when you're looking for something rather different...

[WI_DEM]

1. What a Way to Go!

I hope Miss Kane will get that breast reduction surgery now.

[Joanne98]

2. Is this a joke?

[mvd]

5. Yeah, I think it is

I've seen it posted here before.

[Deja Q]

7. Shucks!

I was hoping I would be the first...

[Spacemom]

9. It has to be

"72-DD" as a breast size doesn't make sense. 72 would mean a 72 inch chest, and DD would refer to the cup size, which, while not small, isn't overly large.

[bushisanidiot]

11. Exactly. It sounds like the bra size of an obese man rather than a female

stripper.

[burythehatchet]

3. as the show closed, the song that echoed hrough the halls was

"thanks, for the mammeries."

[edbermac]

4. Lucky for him the stripper killed him...

If she didn't, then his fiancee surely would have...

[4_Legs_Good]

6. I never thought I'd die like this...

but I always hoped!

david

[Goldmund]

8. Not a bad way to die

[TimeChaser]

10. I regret to inform you:

urban legend
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/stripper.htm

[4_Legs_Good]

12. NooooooOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!

Oh well...

The article makes a good point on the 72DD. I thought that was kinda weird.

david