Cat or dog, which one is the better pet?

[Modem Butterfly]

Poll question: Cat or dog, which one is the better pet?

THIS cat:



THIS dog:

[youthere]

1. oh.my.god.

*thunk*

[Modem Butterfly]

2. All I know is these are definitely INDOOR animals

They'll probably burst into flames in the sunlight...

[RebelOne]

15. Plus, they would scare the hell out of the neighbors. n/t

[intheflow]

3. Oh. My. God.

:spray: :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

4. They're either Very ugly Animals or Incredibly Beautiful Monsters.

[MN ChimpH8R]

5. Paging Doctor Moreau

Paging Doctor Moreau.

Well, I guess all dogs and cats can't be cute, but there's ugly and then there is UGLY. :puke:

Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Do you have a link to the photos?

I would love to send them to some friends. I remember that dog won the ugliest dog contest not too long ago.
That cat looks plain evil.

Please, please give me link.

[Modem Butterfly]

20. If you click on the photos and select "properties"...

...you'll get a web address where the photos are stored.

[jane_pippin]

7. Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! I will NEVER stop laughing at that dog pic.

Cat's hilarious too.

:rofl: :rofl:

[youthere]

8. Imagine if these two mated..

in some freakish genetically twisted Wes Craven lab....

[ForrestGump]

9. Where do you think Rove and Wolfowitz came from?

[youthere]

10. ..

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rob H.]

11. Agh! Zombie dog!

I kinda like the cat, tho. (It's a Sphynx, in case anyone's wondering.)

[MN ChimpH8R]

12. Sphynxes are usually skinny, aren't they?

That cat looks like it swallowed KKKarl Rove whole.

[Rob H.]

14. Most of the ones I've seen pictures of are skinny

But even my parents' cat (a regular ol' kitty with fur, thank goodness) get a little "winter roll" that makes her a bit pudgier during the cooler months. That cat probably needs a sweater just to go outside! :P

[Modem Butterfly]

17. A sweater AND a bag over his head!

[smbolisnch]

13. That poor dog!

Half of me thinks he is adorable and the other half of me just thinks he looks like he is in pain!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

16. Dear Beloved Pets....................

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food.

Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,
it is not necessary to claw, whine, bark, meow, try to turn the knob
or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must
exit through the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or
feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To return the kindness of your obedience, my dear pets, I have posted the following on our front door so visitors to our home know
what the rules are here:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted children who
are short, hairy and walk on all fours. Although they don't speak
clearly, they communicate extremely well, especially my cats.

5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for
money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called
(this does not apply to cats), never drive your car, don't hang out
with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about
having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and
don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
Also, if they get pregnant, you can sell the children!

[tibbir]

18. Love it!

I've had both cats and dogs but right now I'm haning onto my 3 cats.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

19. did PETA rescue that dog?

[Shell Beau]

21. I'm scared!

[Modem Butterfly]

23. CAREFUL!

They can smell fear, you know...

[Shell Beau]

24. I'm getting as far away as possible!

:scared:

[Modem Butterfly]

25. Just... move... very... slowly....

Walk backwards...and...speak in...soothing...tones...

[Napoleon Dynamite]

22. why not both? behold catdog

[sakabatou]

26. That dog is a fucking rat!

AUGH!