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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:48 PM
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Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to
or a geodesic dome.
There's no structure I have been to
which I'd rather call my home...

When I first arrived you were all such jerks,
But now I've come to loooove your quirks.
Maggie with her eyes so bright.
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright.
Lisa can philosophize,
Bart's adept at spinning lies.
Homer's a delightful fella,
Sorry 'bout the salmonella.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part.
Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart...
(Marge) The floors are sticky-mart!
(Lisa) They make Dad sicky-mart!
(Bart) Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
(Homer) That Kwik-E-Mart is really... DOH!!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I dooooooo.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:50 PM
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1. I don't like traditional musicals
but I love when the Simpsons do them
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:52 PM
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2. heh
that episode is on now :D
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:55 PM
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3. Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
:rofl: thats one of the best bart lyrics.

His springfield springfield, song with Milhouse was funny too, the one where they got each got big super squishies and went on a sugar-high rampage!
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