Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
benburch
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Tue Aug-02-05 06:51 PM
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Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? |
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A: Anybody can roast beef.
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Tue Aug-02-05 07:01 PM
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Tue Aug-02-05 07:12 PM
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2. Did you hear all the workers at the U.S. Mint are on strike? |
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They want to make less money.
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Tue Aug-02-05 07:15 PM
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3. Did you hear all the Minute-Maid workers have been laid off? |
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They just couldn't concentrate.
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