The Spoof: Bolton working with 190 diplomats in place he called irrelevant

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UNITED NATIONS - John Bolton presented his “demands” Tuesday as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, a job which will challenge him to work with diplomats from 190 nations in a place he has called irrelevant.

Clearly with his fingers crossed behind his back , the controversial diplomat told Secretary-General Kofi Annan “Glad to be here” then handed over his letter calling for the immediate overhaul of the UN, which would include getting rid of the ‘superfluous’ nations.

The two exchanged ‘greetings’ and then held a brief private meeting. “Lets get right to it,” remarked Bolton. “I am the 'Man' here, the key player. All you guys know the United States is the largest contributor and a great power in the Security Council. Don’t mess with me!”

“I know there are conflicting views on nearly every issue that is on our plate for the reform, but if you want us to pay up all our past dues, you’ll play ball.”