Do something about your long filthy hair.

[Beware the Beast Man]

It looks like a rat's nest.
Do something about your mullet.
Get out the hair clippers, jerk.
Cut the mullet.
Cut the mullet.
Cut the mullet.
Cut the mullet.

Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. I whupped Batman's ass.

He was running a mouth.
He was an asshole in the first place.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. People flock here to get down to the rock music.

Rock & Roll McDonalds!
Rock & Roll McDonalds!
Rock & Roll McDonalds!
Rock & Roll McDonalds!

[RandomKoolzip]

4. They serve Quarter Pounders.

They will put pounds on you.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Superman had a big "S" on his chest

He was drawing on my nerves
I got mad at his drunk ass
I gave him a war hell ride

I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass

Superman thought he was bad
He was messing with my girlfriend
I caught him in my room kissing her
I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass

Superman beat the hell out of me
He knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
Superman was being such a roughneck

I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass
I whipped Superman's ass

Shell, it's the world's best-selling gasoline

[RandomKoolzip]

5. My fave Wesley Willis line is from "Northwest Airlines:"

"The people on the plane were nice."

[Droopy]

6. I had a mullet from the time I was 16 until I was 20

But hell I was cool back then. I think I may have been responsible for starting the fad. I just decided that one day I wanted to grow my hair long in the back. I don't remember seeing other people like that and saying that's what I want.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. I doused your Lamborghini with gasoline and torched it.

I broke out your winshield
I broke out your winshield
I broke out your winshield
I broke out your winshield

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Jesus is the answer.

I'm gonna fuck your ass up like a car crash.

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Rock it like a magic kiss!

:thumbsup:

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. This beast killed as many as 100,000 people.

It's wings can flap like a bird.
It can break a glass.
It can also stab you in the ass.
The chicken cow.
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow

[1monster]

11. Hey! I'm sorry! But my hot water heater blew up and the shut off valve

on the intake pipe wasn't working right, so I had no water for two days. It's back and I'm heading for the shower and the shampoo NOW!

[name not needed]

12. Nominated

:thumbsup: